Why wouldn't you either a)bury it or b) just leave it decompose naturally,,,,it doesn't take that long according to scientific research:
http://hikethru.com/hiking-information/backyard-science/toilet-paper-decomposition
“You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talking about because that's the only way you're going to get better.”
That show is my guilty pleasure...I was a bit reluctant to watch it at first, now I'm completely hooked...sadly I feel slightly less of a man for liking it.
LOL...I said that to my wife during the last episode. Sadly, that is probably the hook that keeps me watching the rest of the season. My wife has given up on it after absolutely loving last season....too many super dark and depressing characters for her taste, even though last year the characters were also F'ed up, they were likeable.