No QB - No Bueno

What happened to the Jheri curl?

Baffling to me is why the Bills let Sammy walk. Solid special teamer, standup guy, reliable backup rb and wouldn't have broken the bank as a former 5th round ufa. A versatile guy who actually plays well when called upon.

He partied pretty good. And he did do a lot of coke.

Over and over it goes. Mediocre player, exceptional gift of gab.

"Impact player"?

How many timeouts do the Bills burn early in each half needlessly? They always seem to have only one left with 25 minutes left in a half.

Also, the Bills have to have the worst set of starting linebackers in the league. Ellison is routinely mauled. Mitchell takes plays off or suspends pursuit without being blocked. and though I'm willing to give Poz a pass for another year, he looks unexplosive if not downright unathletic.

I got a hoot when Dierdorf said that Shon-te was 'one of the hardest hitters in the league'. Do any of the announcers actually watch tape before uttering cliches about players they know nothing about?

What this means is the Bills should have waited to sign Poz as an undrafted rookie FA.

Larry Fitzgerald.

Ko Simpson was never fast or explosive. While he may be a serviceable backup and special teamer, he runs stiff and linear and is oblivious in space. Reminds me of a poor-mans Leonard Smith, another slowish stiff runner who at least was an enforcer via the cheap shot .

The one thing that's evident about the Bills safeties is that they are not very athletic (save for Scott who plays with some physicality ) or instinctive.

I love Fitzgerald in a non-prop 8 way. Losing Peters would be tough assuming no replacement is around, but something about him screams minor malcontent.

Somebody advocated trading Peters for Boldan. In my fantasy world, the Bills trade him for Fitzgerald. Big dominant kid who was born in Minneapolis and played hs and college in Pennsylvania. What cold?

I'm thinking about the peppered filet mignon and cold asahi that'll be done soon.

Tell Coy that David Carradine wants his quotes back. Marginal player who will lapse into the anals of football history.

Can't stand Bush, but thought he was composed and cool like a cucumber. His bemused look took the cake - got to give him props on the whole reaction.

An audio clip from the mixing board from a concert of the younger Iglesias circulated a few years ago. He sounded horrible like a yelping dog. Apparently those acts that rely on elaborate dancing routines just yell the lyrics while out of the breath and in motion. I don't know how they do it, but some how a cleaned up version is transmitted into the arena. Howard Stern challenged Iglesias to come on air and prove he could sing. He came on the show and sang accompanied with an acoustic guitar. Great sport and sounded good on a small scale, though don't know how any of these 'performers' pull it off on a real stage.

The Imperial Brothel scene.

Enough with Crowell. You really think the Bills lack of success this season boils down to a mediocre linebacker? If so, I got a trio of stellar DEs I'd like to trade you.

Those puppies are absolutely fake. Jen is an interesting case. She's certainly attractive but there's something cold or brooding about her despite her forced smiles and mutiple flesh baring spreads. Sure you'd want to unleash the piston on her, but I'm guessing with all the freon in there, you'd crack into a thousand pieces like a freezer stored charleston chew.