quote name='UConn James' timestamp='1329054489' post='2381956']
Specifically, Dave in Nor-ᵮ˅¢ƙ wants me to wipe his ass.
Really, I'm flattered. I am. But A) I'm just not into that kind of thing and 2) Dave's boyfriend might get bent out of shape.
I'm 96% sure he thinks there should be a Bureau of Ass-Wiping added to Health & Human Services available to provide free services and toilet paper for those earning up to 200% of the poverty level.
Well there is ass wiping, than there is ASS WIPING.