SageAgainstTheMachine

Unless packs of wild dogs are suddenly into/capable of torture, there's a psycho out on the loose. I just hope police find this guy before he decides to find something more exciting to kill. This might be inaccurate, but don't most serial killers start by harming animals?

Bats outta hell average 3.7 yards per carry, apparently.

Interesting concept for sure, but it sounds like jumping the shark to me. And after all, the only reason that the franchise needed invigorating in the first place was because of Pierce Brosnan. I enjoyed Casino Royale and QoS twice as much as the previous four. The best thing that ever became of a Pierce Brosnan Bond film was Goldeneye, the video game.

Leonardo DiCaprio was first cast in the role of Patrick Bateman. I think he would have been a better psycho yuppie.

Ok I'm gonna go ahead and throw political correctness to the wind. James Bond is white.

And if this cover up was a little more than 5 months ago, that places the theft right around Christmas. Ho ho ho.

This topic is not gay. Referring to your abdomen as "tummy" on the other hand...

Bills! Superbowl! This year!

Each of your posts should start with "Back in my day..."

Does it really count as "stealing a joke" if the manner in which you deliver the joke makes it no longer funny? In Carlos' case, it's more like stealing a succession of words.

The only ones I enjoy from that list are The Amazing Race and Deadliest Catch. I also like The Mole, I don't get how it isn't top 20. Probably because it actually makes people think.

I think if Edwards gets so much as a papercut, we blindfold him and exile him from town on a donkey.

Is buster a lolcat?

I wouldn't be suprised if Marshawn and Kaleta were in some sort of fight club together. Never seen two athletes who seem to delight in taking/doling out big hits like these two.

I own a guinea pig but he's not much of a reader.

TE is going to be a very intriguing position. On the one hand, none of the top 3 candidates has even come close to proving themselves as a starter. On the other hand, we fans no longer have to experience the sinking feeling of "Oh god, another year of Robert Royal as starting TE."

Sweep the leg!

It seems like this team is chock full of guys at important positions with the right attitude...time to make it count on the field!

Well, as we all know, most verifiably true stories begin with "Just got a text from a buddy of mine who's out at the bars..."

Yes, how "ironic".

Yes, I have. I've also seen a team get motivated because they respect the hell out of the guy that they're playing for, and that's the case with Jauron and the Bills. Say what you want about his game strategy, but you can't deny that the Bills play hard for him. That's the way it always was with Tony Dungy. Did you ever see him scream?

In my experience, those who don't actually understand the sport just resort back to "They aren't trying hard enough!" when the team is losing, because they can't actually explain why in terms of football strategy. The Bills showed just as much fire as any other team last year, but yet again the team dropped a few too many winnable games.

I assume this isn't exactly a disastrous situation, because his status made him seem pretty nonchalant about not being engaged any more. More likely than not, his girlfriend said yes...thought about it for a few hours, and then said "sorry, I'm just not ready yet."

Facebook status update 6/07 8:58 PM - Donte Whitner Is now engaged to my future wifey! Facebook status update 6/08 9:10 AM - Donte Whitner not engaged anymore...sorry guys I'll try again! So in just over 12 hours (most of which was probably spent sleeping), he managed to get engaged and then un-engaged. Maybe he went too far and asked for a Cincinnati bowtie or something.

I really can't argue with anything you say here. However, just remember that football is not always measured in numbers. Reed helps us in ways that you can't define by looking at a box score.