SageAgainstTheMachine

Then riddle me this...why was Huard just released by one of the very few teams whose QB situation is even sketchier than ours?

Wow, are you serious? He should have torn up the contract? So if the Bills approached you today and wanted to offer you millions stacked on millions of dollars to become the head coach, you would say "Nah, I probably wouldn't do a very good job. Here's your money back."

What basis do you have to say we have the worst pair of starting tackles in the league? We haven't even seen Butler play the position in a regular season game...for all you know, he's the best right tackle in the NFL. He COULD be the worst, but you can't accurately predict that sort of thing without evidence.

Lemme get this straight...you're going to be respectful when Bush and Cheney die. But IMMEDIATELY after you make that statement, you say that you want them to die soon. Way to prove you aren't partisan.

I know VH1 plays the top 20 music videos in the morning...as for MTV, I'm pretty sure they are "Music Television" in name only.

RIP Ted. His legacy will be marred forever by his youth (and rightfully so)...but he was also one of the few legislators on Capitol Hill with the ambition and ability to get sh*t done. We have Ted to thank for the improvement of the Voting Rights Act, funding of AIDS research, and Title IX among many other things. Politics and personal issues aside, this was a man who served his country.

As long as you realize this doesn't make any sense. Did Whitner hypnotize the FO into picking him over Ngata. Why would you hate the man for being a reach?

What about their nuts?

And, by extension, the USC song girls. http://www.trojanwire.com/football/song%20g%20mon%20726.jpg

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You're just jealous because you can't not shoot the puppy.

Ok I apologize...it just struck me as funny in the moment.

Relax, I have no idea how old your daughter is...for all I know she was in a stroller 40 years ago, which is why I didn't actually make the joke. But come on, you have to admit it was a major double entendre.

http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/dont-shoot-the-puppy/ Took me a little to figure out.

Does somebody else want to make the joke? Because I am not gonna go there...

Best driving advice I ever got was from my gramps...assume that the guy in front of you, and the guy behind you, and the guys to your right or left, are all going to do something idiotic at some point, and probably simultaneously.

What a country. Burress hurt nobody except for himself, but he's going to spend more time in prison than Michael Vick and Donte Stallworth combined. Not saying Burress doesn't deserve a short stint behind bars, but 2 years is overkill IMO.

And I have to stick by what I said that you might just not be looking in the right places. While I admit that I don't like the direction toward which modern TV comedy is headed, there are plenty of high quality dramas out there. Weeds, The Wire, Mad Men, Lost, Breaking Bad, 24 (though it's gone downhill a little), The Shield, just to name a few stellar shows. On top of that, people tend to remember things from the past more fondly than they actually considered them in the present. Was Married With Children REALLY any more funny than Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Eastbound and Down, etc? Probably not, if you watch them side by side. But a lot of people seem to remember it that way.

Oh, well he's correct about the dearth of sitcoms, but he also said "all scripted tv shows", which I disagree with wholeheartedly. The only 3 sitcoms I truly look forward to are 30 Rock, South Park and It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. I also watch stuff like The Office, Simpsons, Big Bang Theory, Family Guy...but those are just for fun, none of them are particularly hilarious IMO.

False. There's tons of great TV out there, especially if you let yourself stray from the NBC, CBS, ABC comfort zone.

But you have to pay extra if you want to take one of the animals into the back room behind the beaded curtain.

So if we don't win the Superbowl this year, it's because of the curse of Ryan Neill.

Interceptions are meaningful. The interceptions statistic is deceptive and virtually meaningless, compared to other metrics into which the average fan doesn't care to delve.

Your daughter not only knows what the backup Bills offensive linemen look like, but got excited about seeing him... Does she have a number?

Maybe he didn't suck for a benchwarmer, but the notion that he's a "playmaker" because he got 3 INTs last year is completely fallacious.