I think the primary participants in this thread suffer from severe sexual depravity. The unending fascination with bears points to an underlying biological issue. Likely the fact that y’all (I am a southerner now) have atrophy of the left cerebral cortex of your already puny brains.
Possibly, there is a huge contract coming for Allen. While I think he will be somewhat “team friendly” he is a competitive guy so I doubt it will swing too far in that direction.