Top 5:
5.)
. As much of a womanizing, misogynistic a-hole this guy was off the stage in his heyday, that dude was fuggin funny. Still is.4.) (Tie) Tommy Davidson - Kind of a one-trick pony, but the shtick works. Again and again.
- when he's not swearing every fifth word, he's funny. The "puff, puff pass" bit will always be hilarious.3.) Dana Carvey. Underrated as a stand-up guy.
2.)
Food. Fat. Funny.1.)
"Get some leaves!" Classic. Clean. Traditional. There's no debate.
Good honorable mention:
Chris Rock, Rodney Dangerfield,
, George Burns,
Bottom 5 (or dudes I just don't get):
5.) George Carlin. I happen to love golf.
4.) Sam Kinison. I'm screaming! It's funny! Get it? Nope.
3.) Robin Williams. Stand-up shouldn't feel like work.
2.) Lenny Bruce. I hate the world! Yeah, we all do.
1.) Ron White. You're not nearly as cool as you think you are.
Bad honorable mention:
Andy Kaufman, Eddie Izzard, Lewis Black, Demetri Martin