I have heard of the sloan steamer, the dirty depew, and the scajaquada swallow, had a hamburg hummer, an orchard park pull, a sloppy snyder sandwich, a lockport love roll, a cheektowaga double cream, a thru-way threeway, a queen city queef, and a west seneca split, been to two county fairs and an ice cream church social, but I have never had Tonawanda Toast.