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He's supposed to be a jerk and thinks a lot of himself. And throughout this whole saga, not one teammate came to his defense, instead saying that whatever happened, they'd be fine.

So what, he'll do 90 days of jail time? He'd still be ready for the start of the season, to serve his 2-4 game suspension.

Again, are the Cards even looking to trade Boldin?

It doesn't matter if Illinois offered him a scholarship or not. Cutler thinks they did, and then pulled it, and that's the problem.

I read that Crowell still isn't healthy enough to work-out. If so, that's not a good sign(ing).

Cutler is vastly overrated. He'll be a flop without Shanahan.

First of all, he's entering the fourth year of a 6-year deal. Second of all, you think he'll be happy making $1M for 2009, after coming off a Pro Bowl season (whether deserved or not)?

He'll demand a huge new contract from his new team.

And talked to the police immediately. So at least he's not a "thug." And I read on PFT that Stallworth's lawyers are trying to get him charged with just DUI and not DUI manslaughter, claiming that even if he wasn't impaired, he still would have hit and killed the vic, because he jaywalked across a busy highway. Apparently there's a distinction, in that you have to have caused the accident by being impaired.

If it's true, I'm betting the QB is Freeman.

It's probably Conficker!

When are they coming out with Commando?

Looks like Steely strikes first.

I agree that regionalizing it is the way to go. I could live with the team moving to Toronto, but that's a last resort.

Assuming you're being serious, why would they care if the team stayed in Buffalo?

Since the advent of the palm-sized camcorder.

Preston signed with Green Bay because he didn't want TO ripping him a new one.

A variation: What's the difference between Evel Knievel and the Rockettes? Evel Knievel had a cunning array of stunts.

I thought that was the other JP that did that?

Nope, it was the Eagles, and he was going to play in the summer development league of the Sacramento Kings. It might have been a contract ploy, since he hired Drew Rosenhaus to get him a new contract after his first year in Philly.

It was Owens, and while he was with the Eagles, and they refused to let him play in it. One of several things (the Eagles were right in this instance) that made that relationship go south fast.

He's got no case pending. He took a plea deal on the gun charges.

Cousin-in-law?

How is his blocking?

Yeah, you're a real Norman Einstein.