***PetrinoInAlbany*** Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 I wish to apologize to the party or parties that purchased seats 14 and 15 in Section 219, my season ticket seats, for the Bills ~ Browns game earlier today. Unable to attend due to family commitments in Connecticut, I placed the tickets on TicketExchange, a common practice among season ticket holders who cannot attend a specific game. This is done with the team's knowledge and consent. You paid $150.00 for two seats to this game. - I am sorry. I am truly, TRULY sorry. I honestly thought I was selling seats to an NFL game. I had no way of knowing there would be nine total points scored. I had no idea that Derek Anderson would set an NFL record (post-merger) by completing 11% of his passes in a win. I had no idea that the Bills offensive line would have a strike-game-like nine false start penalties. - I did not do this on purpose. I am a genuinely decent person, and I would never knowingly subject another human being - friend or foe - to torture. I only hope that, where ever you may be, and if you read this - you can find somewhere in your heart the capacity to forgive me. And while I certainly (in retrospect) deserve it, I humbly ask that you at least consider not reporting me to any international body that may pursue prosecution for a human rights violation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ThePebble19 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 lol. That is classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHOUTBOX MONSTER! Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 I sold my seats, too. And I really wish you didn't do this apology thing. It hurts the value of the tickets and I still have 4 games to sell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heels20X6 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Sold mine as well.... Still watched the game though...like it was torture porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 It wasn't torture. It was "Enhanced Game-Viewing Techniques" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalkie Gerzowski Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 people selling tix to home games... I don't know, sounds like cruel and unusual punishment... you may have to do some community service work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Apologies!? I think we should find the two enablers and tar-and-feather them out of town! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albany,n.y. Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 I wish to apologize to the party or parties that purchased seats 14 and 15 in Section 219, my season ticket seats, for the Bills ~ Browns game earlier today. Unable to attend due to family commitments in Connecticut, I placed the tickets on TicketExchange, a common practice among season ticket holders who cannot attend a specific game. This is done with the team's knowledge and consent. You paid $150.00 for two seats to this game.- I am sorry. I am truly, TRULY sorry. I honestly thought I was selling seats to an NFL game. I had no way of knowing there would be nine total points scored. I had no idea that Derek Anderson would set an NFL record (post-merger) by completing 11% of his passes in a win. I had no idea that the Bills offensive line would have a strike-game-like nine false start penalties. - I did not do this on purpose. I am a genuinely decent person, and I would never knowingly subject another human being - friend or foe - to torture. I only hope that, where ever you may be, and if you read this - you can find somewhere in your heart the capacity to forgive me. And while I certainly (in retrospect) deserve it, I humbly ask that you at least consider not reporting me to any international body that may pursue prosecution for a human rights violation. They seemed to be enjoying the game as best anyone could. They were a young couple, and the guy was taking pictures, which he had numerous opportunities for closeups since the Bills were down around the 1 yard line in our end on a fairly regular basis. I just hope it wasn't their first football game, because if it was, it may be their last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 It wasn't torture. It was "Enhanced Game-Viewing Techniques" As usual, another fantastic post by the Dingo. Dude, you need to post MORE OFTEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarrytown Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 I sold my seats, too. And I really wish you didn't do this apology thing. It hurts the value of the tickets and I still have 4 games to sell. You, my fellow season ticket holder, are funny. We would all be so lucky as to have anyone buy our tickets for this pathetic excuse for a professional football team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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