The Senator Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 whew, thanks. now how'd we get here? jw I believe someone pointed out that Etukeren and Maybin both have two eyes, a nose, a mouth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delete This Account Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 I believe someone pointed out that Etukeren and Maybin both have two eyes, a nose, a mouth... righto! ... i heard they pull their pants up one leg at a time, too. i'll get that on the wire shortly ... jw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reginald Posted August 20, 2009 Author Share Posted August 20, 2009 Does this mean we don't have to be mad at Poz anymore for the bad leadership? Copelan Bryan 6-4 253 (currently) / 40 Yard Dash - 2006 NFL Combine - 4.98 (one of slowest times of all the DE's) vs. Etukeren's 4.63. Hey, Bryan's also not very big, but he sure is alot slower! Source-Internets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperKillerRobots Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 i've read Hunter S. Thompson, occasionally drink Wild Turkey and have been to the Woody Creek Tavern, so that means I am him. cool. i like this train of drinking ... stinking ... uh, i mean thinking. jw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 i've read Hunter S. Thompson, occasionally drink Wild Turkey and have been to the Woody Creek Tavern, so that means I am him. cool. i like this train of drinking ... stinking ... uh, i mean thinking. jw But you didn't off yourself so you can't be him. BTW, do you know if he was wearing the t-shirt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 I believe someone pointed out that Etukeren and Maybin both have two eyes, a nose, a mouth... And they average .5 contracts between them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRW Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Copelan Bryan 6-4 253 (currently) / 40 Yard Dash - 2006 NFL Combine - 4.98 (one of slowest times of all the DE's) vs. Etukeren's 4.63. Hey, Bryan's also not very big, but he sure is alot slower! Source-Internets Hey, thanks! Can you check the Internets and find a comparison of Solomon Emimian to Jon Corto? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delete This Account Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 But you didn't off yourself so you can't be him. BTW, do you know if he was wearing the t-shirt? you keep this up, and i'll take it up on consideration ... but i gotta befriend Depp first to have a proper sendoff. what t-shirt you referring to? jw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 damn, it was the Courtyard, and i had 3-1/2 quarts of Jameson, no grapefruits and Red Bull. deadline, pshaw, i'm a professional. but so close, so close. ... mulligan? jw ADD: Better hurry up with a respone, Sen, they're gonna close this thread pretty soon for diverging from the topic. ... Won't be me. I'm laughing too hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Does this mean we don't have to be mad at Poz anymore for the bad leadership? I heard he had a better day of vouching today - I guess someone asked him how to get to the Thruway from Fisher and the directions were pretty good. Not mid-season vouching form yet, but one day at a time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsrcursed Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Hey, thanks! Can you check the Internets and find a comparison of Solomon Emimian to Jon Corto? Also, while you're browsing teh interwebs, can you take a look into the "odd similarities" between Felton Huggins and Jerry Rice?? I mean, they're both black, catch Footballs, it's crazy!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickey Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 huh? So, since I was a 5' 8" center midfielder for my soccer team in college, ever 5' 8" center midfielder that runs about as fast as I do and weighs about the same is exactly the same as me? I mean this has to be one of the most ridiculous posts I have ever seen here... Are you kidding? This qualifies as nearly brilliant compared to most of the "analysis" around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Are you kidding? This qualifies as nearly brilliant compared to most of the "analysis" around here. Yes - including some absolutely brilliant analysis regarding a Mrs. Cravitz and Aaron Maybin's contract impasse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delete This Account Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Copelan Bryan 6-4 253 (currently) / 40 Yard Dash - 2006 NFL Combine - 4.98 (one of slowest times of all the DE's) vs. Etukeren's 4.63. Hey, Bryan's also not very big, but he sure is alot slower! Source-Internets this is so funny. Internets (that's sick and sic). so, if we get all of this straight: -- Etukeren somehow was overlooked in the draft some 270 times, despite these glowing numbers. -- can blame his agent for not getting top-10 draft pick salary. -- there's someone named "Copelan" who is currently 6-4 253. -- and Al Gore has some competition, because there's more than one world wide websometer. please, this needs to continue. jw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Etukeren 6-3 245, 4.68 to 4.79 /40 yd dash (4.63 low) Internet- source Is this guy Ebeneezer Etukeren's little brother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Heyyyyyyyyy I just had a great idea - why don't we trade away all of our early round picks for lots of late rounders and then draft guys who look alot like the guys we would have drafted? We'll save a TON of money and make the playoffs for sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOBILLS78 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Bump. Source: Interwebs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Heyyyyyyyyy I just had a great idea - why don't we trade away all of our early round picks for lots of late rounders and then draft guys who look alot like the guys we would have drafted? We'll save a TON of money and make the playoffs for sure! MONEYBALL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delete This Account Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Heyyyyyyyyy I just had a great idea - why don't we trade away all of our early round picks for lots of late rounders and then draft guys who look alot like the guys we would have drafted? We'll save a TON of money and make the playoffs for sure! you just may have something there. and forget comparisons to size/weight/speed, it could even go with names: -- Bret Faver. -- LaDanianian Tomlinsin. -- Jin Kelly. -- Bruce Smyth. jw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 you just may have something there.and forget comparisons to size/weight/speed, it could even go with names: -- Bret Faver. -- LaDanianian Tomlinsin. -- Jin Kelly. -- Bruce Smyth. jw To take it one step further, trade all our draft picks for a couple of vets who are very unique looking and then get doppelgangers as undrafted free agents to fill out the roster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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