Kingfish Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 I think the Bills should just embrace their new image as NFL's bad boys and embark on an aggressive marketing campaign! "We're The Bills- We jerk off wherever and on whatever we want! What are you gonna do about it?!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Puh-lease. Bruce getting busted for a DWI is like saying that it snows in the winter. Valid point. http://hamptonroads.com/2009/05/exnfl-star...-virginia-beach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kota Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 I watched a show the other day about how DNA evidence was showing that people in prison for crimes are actually innocent. Some guy was just released after spending 20 years in jail. When asked why this is happening research shows that people are getting put into jail falsely due to poor human memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12Kachy Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Oh great, more bad publicity. What's next? Lee Evans streaking down Chippewa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 Oh great, more bad publicity. What's next? Lee Evans streaking down Chippewa? Watching him take batting practice was painful enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Frenkle Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Alleged weenie whacker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeJuiceSimpson Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Can't say I'm upset by this. It gives us another reason to cut him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest three3 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 chalk up another one for Team Turd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfist Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 all absurdity behind this aside...he not only is a grown man but a grown professional football player! ..why in the world would he see ANY reason to rub his twig outside some woman's house?? ...he could be with any gold digger in town..unbelievable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfist Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Oh great, more bad publicity. What's next? Lee Evans streaking down Chippewa? undesired mental image in 5..4..3.. UGH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kota Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 all absurdity behind this aside...he not only is a grown man but a grown professional football player! ..why in the world would he see ANY reason to rub his twig outside some woman's house?? ...he could be with any gold digger in town..unbelievable! Innocent until proven guilty my friend. Way to many people on this board forget that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoondckCL Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Innocent until proven guilty my friend. Way to many people on this board forget that. This is the court of public opinion. Anything goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rackemrack Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 I think the Bills should just embrace their new image as NFL's bad boys and embark on an aggressive marketing campaign! "We're The Bills- We jerk off wherever and on whatever we want! What are you gonna do about it?!?" thats my motto! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 You gotta be kidding me - a 59 year-old woman identified him as the man she saw outside her window 2 months ago thru closed blinds??? "The 59-year-old woman told police she was at her home about 8:30 a.m. sitting at the computer when she heard a knock at the window. The blinds were closed or mostly closed, and when she looked out the window she saw a man masturbating." Two months later, the cops see a muscular black guy riding a bike so they detain him and go get the woman and bring her to identify him? WTF??? Reminds me a bit of the Dee Brown incident years ago in Wellesley, MA when the Celtic was pulled from his car and made to lie face down on the pavement while 9 cops pointed loaded guns at his head. According to the police account, Brown fit the description of the man who had just robbed a bank. (Turns out Brown, who was just drafted by the Celtics, and his girlfriend were house hunting in the neighborhood, but he fit the description - he was a black guy in Wellesley.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChasBB Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 I think the Bills should just embrace their new image as NFL's bad boys and embark on an aggressive marketing campaign! "We're The Bills- We jerk off wherever and on whatever we want! What are you gonna do about it?!?" Hey, why not. Good guys finish last, right?! So, now that our team roster reads like a police blotter, may as well just give into it and embrace it as you say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Is everyone going to get all holier than thou now and act like they've never lurked in the shadows outside a chicks home while masturbating onto a juniper tree? i know like everyone here hasnt done that at least a few times. lets be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 we shouldnt assume the guy is guilty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NishP Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Can we stay out of the new's for atleast a week..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Quint Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 i know like everyone here hasnt done that at least a few times. lets be honest. define "chick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsrcursed Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 This isn't news..... we do this ALL THE TIME here in Florida. It's kinda like cow-tipping in South Carolina, Car Jacking in New Jersey, selling drugs on the Claire in Cleveland, being white and rapping in Detroit, rubbing one out in the shadows on a hot, Florida night.... I don't see the problem - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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