TheMadCap Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Ok, I work for a laboratory, and this one particular client has been a pain in the ass the entire time I've worked here. Always sending in stuff for fast turn around, they don't listen to you when you tell them how to prepare or ship samples, B word endlessly about reports, and above all, they are always late paying.... Well the main toady there can't find a report (they ALWAYS lose them, I have to refax constantly) so he sends me the following email... Rick, I have not been able to find a report for 04T 44839 01. Let me know what your number for this sample is, and can you have this faxed again? Isn’t the fax machine a lovely device? If you have already faxed it, I have not seen it. Maybe it is in the same place as the Bills’ Super Bowl trophies . Here's the best part....my last day is next friday. Technically, there is nothing that anyone can do to me if I send this guy a nice retort. By the way, he's a Steelers fan. So what do you think? What should I send him back?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayboy54 Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Fax him a photocopy of your ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Ok, I work for a laboratory, and this one particular client has been a pain in the ass the entire time I've worked here. Always sending in stuff for fast turn around, they don't listen to you when you tell them how to prepare or ship samples, B word endlessly about reports, and above all, they are always late paying....Well the main toady there can't find a report (they ALWAYS lose them, I have to refax constantly) so he sends me the following email... . Here's the best part....my last day is next friday. Technically, there is nothing that anyone can do to me if I send this guy a nice retort. By the way, he's a Steelers fan. So what do you think? What should I send him back?? 7386[/snapback] Go find him and beat the stevestojan out of him. Why do you even wonder what to do? Are you a Bills fan or a mouse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Ok, I work for a laboratory, and this one particular client has been a pain in the ass the entire time I've worked here. Always sending in stuff for fast turn around, they don't listen to you when you tell them how to prepare or ship samples, B word endlessly about reports, and above all, they are always late paying....Well the main toady there can't find a report (they ALWAYS lose them, I have to refax constantly) so he sends me the following email... . Here's the best part....my last day is next friday. Technically, there is nothing that anyone can do to me if I send this guy a nice retort. By the way, he's a Steelers fan. So what do you think? What should I send him back?? 7386[/snapback] Jason Gildon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted August 25, 2004 Author Share Posted August 25, 2004 I am certainly going to send him something, of course. I thought it would be funny to see what all you evil bastards could come up with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Maybe it is in the same place as the Bills’ Super Bowl trophies. Tell him yes they are. Call me when you find them. Or, Just let it go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 I am certainly going to send him something, of course. I thought it would be funny to see what all you evil bastards could come up with! 7399[/snapback] Well Claymores, but they have a tendancy to kill people. Ask LABills, he had a similar problem and basically quit and handed his clients ass to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 point him here: http://www.rivalgearusa.com/squeelerall.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch19079 Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Jason Gildon 7395[/snapback] i think most steeler fans wanted Gildon gone anyways... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 fax back. Ha!, Good one. Say hello to your wife and my kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 i think most steeler fans wanted Gildon gone anyways... 7407[/snapback] He asked what he could send back. I thought Gildon would be what he'd back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Fax him a response, telling him you're moving on to a new career. Wish him luck in his new position as tenor in the Pittsburgh Gay Mans Choir. See if that fax gets " Lost " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Send him the Pixyland fairy link. That ought to fix his dumb a$$! :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted August 25, 2004 Author Share Posted August 25, 2004 Fax him a response, telling him you're moving on to a new career. Wish him luck in his new position as tenor in the Pittsburgh Gay Mans Choir. See if that fax gets " Lost " 7415[/snapback] These are great, my co-workers and I are really enjoying this.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Here's your answer. Go to efax.com and set up a free efax account. It won't be your area code, but don't sweat that. Take the document, fax it to your efax number, which will then be sent to you in an email. Save it as a word document and then email it to the guy and let him know since he's having a such a hard time holding onto a piece of paper, maybe he'll be able to hold onto an email. HOW THE HELL DO YOU LOSE A FUGGIN' FAX?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Here's your answer. Go to efax.com and set up a free efax account. It won't be your area code, but don't sweat that. Take the document, fax it to your efax number, which will then be sent to you in an email. Save it as a word document and then email it to the guy and let him know since he's having a such a hard time holding onto a piece of paper, maybe he'll be able to hold onto an email. HOW THE HELL DO YOU LOSE A FUGGIN' FAX?????? 7421[/snapback] You were supposed to relate your golfing story with your clients from your old company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndyJay1234 Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Here's your answer. Go to efax.com and set up a free efax account. It won't be your area code, but don't sweat that. Take the document, fax it to your efax number, which will then be sent to you in an email. Save it as a word document and then email it to the guy and let him know since he's having a such a hard time holding onto a piece of paper, maybe he'll be able to hold onto an email. HOW THE HELL DO YOU LOSE A FUGGIN' FAX?????? 7421[/snapback] I woud not go over board. It is fairly harmless and witty. I would just reply back "have you looked in the place where they keep Bradshaws hair?" or who was the Steeler that lost his superbowl ring? Rocky... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted August 25, 2004 Author Share Posted August 25, 2004 I woud not go over board. It is fairly harmless and witty. I would just reply back "have you looked in the place where they keep Bradshaws hair?" or who was the Steeler that lost his superbowl ring? Rocky... 7426[/snapback] Indeed, and I wouldn't want to put my former company in a bind with these people. Mainly, my co-workers and I wanted to laugh at all the crazy stuff you guys can come up with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Ok, I work for a laboratory, and this one particular client has been a pain in the ass the entire time I've worked here. Always sending in stuff for fast turn around, they don't listen to you when you tell them how to prepare or ship samples, B word endlessly about reports, and above all, they are always late paying....Well the main toady there can't find a report (they ALWAYS lose them, I have to refax constantly) so he sends me the following email... . Here's the best part....my last day is next friday. Technically, there is nothing that anyone can do to me if I send this guy a nice retort. By the way, he's a Steelers fan. So what do you think? What should I send him back?? 7386[/snapback] Dear Pittsburgh Pete, I have researched the issues pertaining to the sample 04-17728882, our records indicate that our corresponding sample number is 2004-8837-99876. Further research indicates that we faxed the results on 8/12/04 at 12:23PM EST to your fax #(614) 555-8377. The amazing thing about a fax is that in addition to allowing us to transmit documents to other parties, it also has the ability to maintain a log file detailing the time date fax # and moron to which I sent the fax to. Because you have misplaced the aforementioned fax, you have asked me once again to re-fax the same information again. Not only is this a waste of your time, it is a waste of mine. If you were a reasonable individual, faxing a document would be a simple procedure. While your inability to look in the fax bin for a document with your name on it is representative of your overall abilities, you somehow choose to blame your incompetence on the person providing you the information you seek. I will be leaving the Abbott laboratories, and have taken the liberty of saving all of your snide remarks and emails and will be faxing them to (insert his superior’s name here) as well as to (insert major name in his company). Lets see how well they do at the fax me if you can game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Easy. Anytime you go to ANY web site, whether it's pornographic or not, and they ask you for your e-mail address, give them HIS e-mail address instead. His employer will then B word at him because he will clog up their server with the resulting spam and they will believe he spends all his work time on the internet. Get them before they get you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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