Ramius Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Just something to discuss on a friday. I believe: Pirates > Ninjas > Pirtaes say arrrrgh. What the hell do ninjas say? Pirates have wenches. What do ninjas have? Ninjas are forced to wear little black pajamas. Pirates get eyepatches, cool shirts, and kick ass hats. Pirates get to pillage and plunder. Ninjas? Not so much. Pirates have a sweet flag. Ninjas don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Just something to discuss on a friday. I believe: Pirates > Ninjas > Pirtaes say arrrrgh. What the hell do ninjas say? Pirates have wenches. What do ninjas have? Ninjas are forced to wear little black pajamas. Pirates get eyepatches, cool shirts, and kick ass hats. Pirates get to pillage and plunder. Ninjas? Not so much. Pirates have a sweet flag. Ninjas don't. pirates have rum ninjas have sake sake sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartshan-83 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Pirates all the way! For the reasons you mentioned AND the most important one...BOOZE! Pirates drink badass rum straight from scurvy barrels. What do ninjas drink? Tea? Sake? Kiwi Propel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Pirates get Jimmy Buffett music, ninjas get... "everybody was kung-fu fighting" WTF? Pirates in a rout! (with baseball around the corner, might be the only time I get to say that.) NICE FUGGIN AVATAR DIB!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartshan-83 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 pirates have rum ninjas have sakesake sucks Arrrrghhhh DIB...beat me to the punch, mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Ok, pirates may be cooler, more badass, etc...But which one would actually win in a fight? Ninjas all the way...pirates wouldn't even know what hit them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartshan-83 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Ok, pirates may be cooler, more badass, etc...But which one would actually win in a fight? Ninjas all the way...pirates wouldn't even know what hit them. What? Pirates have guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 > Pirtaes say arrrrgh. What the hell do ninjas say? Nobody knows, but then again if you hear a ninja talk - you're already dead Pirates have wenches. What do ninjas have? Whatever they want Ninjas are forced to wear little black pajamas. Pirates get eyepatches, cool shirts, and kick ass hats. Those are just the work clothes Pirates get to pillage and plunder. Ninjas? Not so much. Ninjas sneak in and take what they want Pirates have a sweet flag. Ninjas don't. Ninjas have cooler weapons Now how cool is this idea (it may blow your mind)....A ninja pirate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 What? Pirates have guns. Pirates have olde timey muskets that hit their target like 25% of the time. Ninjas are silent assassins...pirates would be dead before they got a chance to pull the trigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Pirates have olde timey muskets that hit their target like 25% of the time. Ninjas are silent assassins...pirates would be dead before they got a chance to pull the trigger. Pirates have ships ninijas are land locked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Pirates have wenches Ninjas have......um, their swords? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Pirates have olde timey muskets that hit their target like 25% of the time. Ninjas are silent assassins...pirates would be dead before they got a chance to pull the trigger. It's not who can kill the other. It's who is having more fun while living. Score one big for the pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 > Arrrggghhhh.....Pirates....hooks down, ye scalawags!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Pirates have wenches Pirates also spend alot of time out to sea where there are no wenches. Just other pirates Yep months at sea. Sleeping next to abunch of other sea men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Pirates also spend alot of time out to sea where there are no wenches. Just other pirates Yep months at sea. Sleeping next to abunch of other sea men. Gawd!!! Why are you such a jerk to Pirates! Jesus... Top 5 attraction/ride at Disney World: Pirates of the Caribbean. Top 5 rejected attraction/ride idea at Disney World: The Naughty Ninja's Cave o' Tomfoolery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Did you hear about the latest Pirate movie? It's rated argggggggggggghhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Ninja all the way. I don't want to live without both arms and both legs. Pirates always have a hook or a wooden leg. And they have no depth perception because they've all lost an eye. Plus they have parrots pooping on their shoulder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Lets examine this objectively. Here is your typical pirate Here is your typical ninja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 You're sitting there minding your own business ... your grape suddenly slides of your neck in a direction not necessarily related to the rest of your body. You're dead and you never saw it coming .... Ninjas baby ... Now how about this ... a 3 way fight ... who walks out alive ... a pirate, a ninja, or Ditka?!? Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Now how about this ... a 3 way fight ... who walks out alive ... a pirate, a ninja, or Ditka?!? Discuss. Leeeeeeeerooooooooooooy Jenkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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