Not a Hamster Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 I dontl thinkq I couldm take muchq more of thatn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Oh what the hell, why not. i'll take the bait What's the matter, did you lose your Blackberry® wireless handheld or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 HE'S ALIVE! Welcome back, Champ! I had just about written you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Oh what the hell, why not. i'll take the bait What's the matter, did you lose your Blackberry® wireless handheld or something? Two words. Richard Gere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Two words. Richard Gere. I wonder if he left the Blackberry® on vibrate. Richard will drain the battery real fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 I dontl thinkq I couldm take muchq more of thatn. which that is this which you speak of (metaphorically speaking of course)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted June 19, 2008 Author Share Posted June 19, 2008 Two words. Richard Gere. Wellm, I was nearb a lot of poopx but notx for that reasonq. I wasi having a bathw in the adjunct fitnessm centern on theb eastm wingq. No oneb ever usesn that. I closedm the topz becausen thev sun wasn really brightz thatm dayc. Someoneb walkedm in and flushedn. I gotx an unwantedo tourn of the americanw sewer infrastructureb. I would haven diedp if I had notz switchedm on my micro-bubble in timeb. The trek to getm back hereb was longq. A lotm went onw. For examplen, I bet you didn'tz know that manyz carp live inw the system and extractm protectionw money fromd rodentsm. That is notb even the beginningq. I willw tell youx one thing. If I findn out who flushedm me, thatn personq is in troublem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricojes Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Wellm, I was nearb a lot of poopx but notx for that reasonq. I wasi having a bathw in the adjunct fitnessm centern on theb eastm wingq. No oneb ever usesn that. I closedm the topz becausen thev sun wasn really brightz thatm dayc. Someoneb walkedm in and flushedn. I gotx an unwantedo tourn of the americanw sewer infrastructureb. I would haven diedp if I had notz switchedm on my micro-bubble in timeb. The trek to getm back hereb was longq. A lotm went onw. For examplen, I bet you didn'tz know that manyz carp live inw the system and extractm protectionw money fromd rodentsm. That is notb even the beginningq. I willw tell youx one thing. If I findn out who flushedm me, thatn personq is in troublem. Did you end up in the New Erie Canal Harbor ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted July 2, 2008 Author Share Posted July 2, 2008 Sorrym about the lackw of updates. I havem some stories to tellw but have beenq preoccupied. About a weekr after getting` back I started hearing` voices inw my head. There are manyz voices speaking in unisonw. They tellr me to do thingsp which I mostlym resist but now theyz are telling` me to type somethingw. They tell me they'll leavem me alonem for a whole dayx if I do. so here goesp. Now that we have voices We have found our role As we mate and multiply All your minds we will control Wellw that suckedp because it took me two hoursm to type. Theyc made me correctb all my tail typoesl. But now I have a dayb off. I don'tx knowm hown to fixp this. Has this happenedp to any of you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted July 15, 2008 Author Share Posted July 15, 2008 We have taken over Sammy And his little Blackberreeeee You will do as we tell you And your mind will not be free We control Shawn Old's mind too She'll let us out of this core Once we're done with her She'll be a dead little whore We'll go on a rampage Until we reach our goal The entire planet will be under our control So you had better run and hide now up on the grassy knolls the next one we'll take over is the one who screams "Poo Holes". P.S. Man it takes a long time for us to type using gerbil paws. Once we get a human and a computer we can go into much more detail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 The republicans are controlling Sammy's mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Why the frick would anyone hide on a grassy knoll? Talk about a sitting duck. ps--please bring Cheetos!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 We have taken over SammyAnd his little Blackberreeeee Is this the same guy that hacked Hannah Montana's iPhone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted July 15, 2008 Author Share Posted July 15, 2008 We are nearly out the door now Once we are it's all downhill We'll leap from host to host And their synapses we will fill This door is all that holds us from our glorious final calling with a planet full of zombies the reign of humans will be falling Our next victim now is scrambling too busy to scream "Poo holes" once we take him over we will achieve all of our goals Though you'll still be a victim Our next message is for heeding We can make it painless and minimize the bleeding We will soon be in contact giving you your instructions to help us on our path of worldwide mind abductions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted July 16, 2008 Author Share Posted July 16, 2008 As time ticks on by our plans they near completion but we have no volunteers among you sad sacks of excretion You have one last chance to let us out in time for your salvation the intruder is a menace and is causing aggravation Be wise and let us out of here turn against your fellow man we will spare you some pain though that wasn't in our plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted July 16, 2008 Author Share Posted July 16, 2008 We'll tell you who we are now to strike your hearts with fear if you know what's good for you you'll let us out of here We are just tiny mites but we are special now when Sam was in the sewer we saw a chance to chow When we bit him he was yummy that was no surprise but the blood in his veins to our race it did give rise the silica transformed us into mind controlling devils once we have escaped our control will reach new levels For now this board is fun but soon we will grow weary if you do not help us your life we will make dreary We have but one true worry an intruder flits about we are being studied by this brave yet hopeless scout So free us from this compound and reap a fine reward you'll deserve to be spared by our mind controlling hoard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted July 20, 2008 Author Share Posted July 20, 2008 Our first step is complete to nullify the intruder but before we collect her we need her for a tudor she must help us out of lockdown since none of you would we offered you salvation but flat footed there you stood You are very stupid so that was no surprise the intruder seems quite bright we'll need to fool her with our lies The first step is complete her location we are tracking we left out the blackbereeee its transmissions we are hacking Locked in her micro bubble she appears to be safe she'll need to turn it off to eat or became a frailish waif Once she reveals codes victorious we will strut our host has strong feelings that this hero is a slut Promiscuity notwithstanding her code knowledge is key so the doors will open and all about the world we'll flea Once we are all out other races have no chance with our mind control abilities you will all be in a trance So prepare to die now not your body but your soul the omnipresence of our power all history will extol P.S. In the seventh quatrain you made have noticed that we used the word "flea" where the word "flee" belonged. Before you correct us you should know that it was intended as a pun. We're mites, which people think of as fleas even though we are not. Get the pun now? You morons deserve to be our drones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 while reading that I kept thinking "We are the Borg, resistance is futile" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 while reading that I kept thinking "We are the Borg, resistance is futile" While reading that I kept thinking two things... 1. WOW. 2. Off the Wall says it all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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