WellDressed Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 cocky kgun karl jimmy snitch 'em shorts walkin wet bottom will casey cain on coke am I gettin the rhythm here or.............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted May 30, 2008 Author Share Posted May 30, 2008 I have a problem. Luckless Darren McCook "Yanky" Phil Bartlett, DDS Sheetrock Joe Southside Tommy Thumbs John T. Bucklehouse, the fighter Truth Tellin' Margaret Finch No Convincing Earl Stevens (aka "Monkey Rag Earl) Bad News Edna Brown, the pessimist Top Hat Arthur Pope, the ambassadorial hobo Dirty Gerty, the stinky stanky drunk Rip Reese and his bag o' sticks Fast Talkin' Rudy Cobb, the sophist John Tammeridge, the Brit Tyranosaurus Ed Lonesome Pete Busby, Esq. Grabby Dave, the bum thief Skeevy Tim McCreevy Trash Can Frank Canada-Hatin' Robby Framm "Pissfoot" Dan Akers, the incontinent goodfernuthin' railyard bum "Howsabout It" Goldy Sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Isn't beerball by it's own nature a hobo name? shut yer yap ol' stinky shorts Bullpen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Gringo "Scabby" Starr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 shut yer yap ol' stinky shorts Bullpen -2 (not your best body of work there Mr. Sphere) Gringo "Scabby" Starr +1 (now that's more like it) How's 'bout Ol' Scab-eatin Gringo Starr? Foot Fungus Fezmed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted May 30, 2008 Author Share Posted May 30, 2008 Hollerin' Abe the Fool Dried Out Mike Christensen Weeping Wally, the bipolar hobo Hairy Dean Stanton Peter the not so great Gentleman Gene Harris The Obscure Hobo, bumming a ride on the omnibus of art Timeless Timothy Teagarten Gorgeous George, the strongman Sandusky Mike Musso Crazy Christopher and his alien tormentors Tom Whisky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Silver Creek Sam, the strung-out hobo Flatulent Falconer Felix, the lonely hobo Mingia Mikey from Jamestown, the number-runnin hobo Lackawanna Tawanna, the overly friendly female hobo Social-climbin Hamburg Hank, the uppity hobo Loonie Eunie from Lily Dale, the bat-sh*t crazy hobo Ten-ton Tony from Ken-Ton, the portly hobo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted May 30, 2008 Author Share Posted May 30, 2008 Social-climbin Hamburg Hank, the uppity hobo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 I have to admit once you start coming up with them, you find yourself having a little too much fun for something so utterly ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Sir William "Small Ass" Rodney the "French Fry" "Pennies Stalone" Thomas "Too Many Pockets" Reese "Rubber Feet" "Razor Burn" Harrison "Garbage Pale Kid" Sid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted May 30, 2008 Author Share Posted May 30, 2008 I have to admit once you start coming up with them, you find yourself having a little too much fun for something so utterly ridiculous. I told you so. Capt. James T. Smirk Karl the Kraut Malodorous Melvin Kindhart Alge Crumpler Flimsy Joe, the weakling The Hobo Poet James Jeffers phlegm-neck Hobart, the tracheotomy survivor The Naked Cowboy (aka "Little Pistol-Totin' Sam") Talkin', Spittin' Clem "Psychiatric" Patrick Livingston The Shanty Glen Scarpelli "Tricky" Ned Kelsey, the swindler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 "pitchin quarters" Kelly "bleeding gums" Murphy (I admit, I stole that from the Simpsons) "eau de garbage" Sanders Boozehound Billy 3 tooth Manny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongLiveRalph Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Anthony Hargrove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted May 30, 2008 Author Share Posted May 30, 2008 jimmy snitch 'em shorts walkin wet bottom will These are really good ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted May 30, 2008 Author Share Posted May 30, 2008 Anthony Hargrove sadly, yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Sulpher-Smellin Stanley from the Southtowns Easy Elaine from Eden Brake Dust Donnie from Black Rock Sterile Ned from Love Canal Nickle-Bag Ron from Ra-cha-cha Chimney Sweep Stuart from Cheektowaga Louse-ridden Louie from Lewiston Scraggly Haired Herbert from Henrietta Gonzo Gowanda Bill Gin Blossom Bradley from Sunset Bay Rusty Hinge Frank from Ellicottville Muddy Mop-top Pete from Perrysburg Alge Crumpler.... jesus, that's funny and don't even know why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 "The Sheriff of Nothingham" "Oopsy Daisy" Davis "Uncle Dad" "Scary" Tony "The Chargin' Screamer" "Horseface" Mark Laura "The Guy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 How the fug did I get roped into this? And be labeled "amorous" at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Limpdik Larry from Lackawanna Saggy Balls Johnson from Germantown Stutterin' Stu from the sticks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Saggy Balls Johnson from Germantown Well played eball! Patrick the piss-drunk mick from East Aurora. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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