CJPearl2 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 http://walterfootball.com/draft2008emmitt.php This is awesome. "Jim Kelly have no help and Ivan Lee just do not draw the double team. " (It took me a second to realize "Ivan Lee" is Lee Evans." Which then made it even funnier.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huuuge Bills Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 "Like my good freind Michael Irving always say, "defense do not wins championships, points wins championships"" "The Miami Dolphin became the first winless team to ever win a game in a regular season" I keep hearing Emmit's voice when I read all of the picks. Very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans4e64 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 That's great. Tim Tebow, Matt Ryan and Mendenhall twice, Emmitt's son, and Chris Leak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Hillarious! Emmitt's grasp of English is ridiulous. It might be funny, if it weren't so sad. He should never set foot in front of a mic again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 i cant believe someone beat me to this! just came to post it. hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsVet Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 i cant believe someone beat me to this! just came to post it. hilarious This Smith mock serves fits him to a "T." After his display on MNF, he's nothing more than Eric Dickerson with a bigger forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philly McButterpants Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 That was freakin' hilarious . . . "The reason Donovan McNabb have great arm strength is the fact that his arm is so strong. But it might as well not even matters because his receivers cannot catch a fly with their Chinese toothpick." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthTownBills51 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 We went 5-11 last season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJPearl2 Posted April 21, 2008 Author Share Posted April 21, 2008 We went 5-11 last season? Or 11-5? He says both....look at the Jets pick. That's part of the joke (not sure if you got it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Or 11-5? He says both....look at the Jets pick. That's part of the joke (not sure if you got it). that was actually the funniest part of this mock when it was posted on the other board i saw it on. most of the people didnt really read it. they just looked at the picks and flipped out. their reactions to an obvious joke were comedic gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndirish1978 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Best joke article I have ever read. You like stuff like that you guys should also check out thebrushback.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJPearl2 Posted April 21, 2008 Author Share Posted April 21, 2008 Best joke article I have ever read. You like stuff like that you guys should also check out thebrushback.com Irish, I like your Mock. I'd be very happy with that outcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SD Jarhead Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Damn! Emmit's daft sho am good! That has got to be one of the funniest things I've read in some time! Shortly before I retired from the Marine Corps I had to work with this ignorant fukker who spoke exactly like that piece was written. The screwed up part is that the dude was proud of being illiterate and had a sign proudly displayed on his desk the said "Huked of foniks wurks for me". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibs Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 It's a joke article people. Emmit Smith didn't really write it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_red Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 hahaha, yea Walter has been working on that for a while now (month+) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBilliever Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Or 11-5? He says both....look at the Jets pick. That's part of the joke (not sure if you got it). Yeah... the Colts done won da World Series in 05'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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