haus Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 My buddy was partying in The VIP section of a bar his friend owns in Cleveland last night. Whitner shows up there and he gets his picture taken with him. Says that hes a really cool guy. Anyways my friend asks him what the Bills are gona do for the draft. Whitner told him the Bills are in the process of trying to trade up tp get Adrian Peterson. This would be pretty sweet if we landed peterson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmet_hair Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 It was probably a guy who looks like Dante Whitner scrounging for free drinks and loose women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob2232 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 You kidding me? First off, its April 1st, so nothing is going to be taken seriously here, 2nd, there is no way whittner knows what we are going to do in the draft. Even if Marv knows already (and I doubt he does), there is no way Whittner is in on the conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 My buddy was partying in The VIP section of a bar his friend owns in Cleveland last night. Whitner shows up there and he gets his picture taken with him. Says that hes a really cool guy. Anyways my friend asks him what the Bills are gona do for the draft. Whitner told him the Bills are in the process of trying to trade up tp get Adrian Peterson. This would be pretty sweet if we landed peterson. I don't doubt your story. I seriously doubt the players have any real idea of what Marv and co. are going to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsCelticsAngelsBama Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 My buddy was partying in The VIP section of a bar his friend owns in Cleveland last night. Whitner shows up there and he gets his picture taken with him. Says that hes a really cool guy. Anyways my friend asks him what the Bills are gona do for the draft. Whitner told him the Bills are in the process of trying to trade up tp get Adrian Peterson. This would be pretty sweet if we landed peterson. How come the "buddies" never get on these sites? I wonder if Whitner is privy to the goings on or was it more like "Hey Donte, You think we can trade up to get Peterson?" and he nodded his head and said,"That would be great". I actually hope you are right but I have my doubts that it's going to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinky finger Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 My buddy was partying in The VIP section of a bar his friend owns in Cleveland last night. Whitner shows up there and he gets his picture taken with him. Says that hes a really cool guy. Anyways my friend asks him what the Bills are gona do for the draft. Whitner told him the Bills are in the process of trying to trade up tp get Adrian Peterson. This would be pretty sweet if we landed peterson. Nice to hear Marv is keeping Donte in the loop as to what his draft plans are. Be sure to get back to us as to what the rest of the draft brings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJPearl2 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Is Dante Witner any relation to Donte Witner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBilliever Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 If you spelled DONTE right I would possibly believe you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SACTOBILLSFAN Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Is Dante Witner any relation to Donte Witner? Well I'll bet neither of them are related to Donte Whitner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Is Dante Witner any relation to Donte Witner? Is Donte Witner and relation to Donte Whitner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oneonta Buffalo Fan Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I don't doubt your story. I seriously doubt the players have any real idea of what Marv and co. are going to do. Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROCCEO Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 You kidding me? First off, its April 1st, so nothing is going to be taken seriously here, 2nd, there is no way whittner knows what we are going to do in the draft. Even if Marv knows already (and I doubt he does), there is no way Whittner is in on the conversation. Just becuase marv doesnt say something to him doesnt mean its not true or that he didnt hear it elsewhere. But we could also be dealing with a member of the soprano family here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 This story would have a lot more validity and believability had it occurred at an airport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarmanuscg07 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 This story would have a lot more validity and believability had it occurred at an airport. yea 23 year old single millionaires never frequent bars where flocks of women chase after them...... who would do that? donte was probably just saying that to oblige the obnoxious following of men around him that was detering the women around him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 This story would have a lot more validity and believability had it occurred at an airport. Well I wasn't going to bring it up ... but when I was flying home the other weekend, I got stuck in a long security line. I was worried about missing my flight when this shady character in sunglasses called me over. He told me about a secret room in the Buffalo airport that allows you to cut through security! I took him up on the offer (even though my mother said to never talk to strangers) and wound up in a smoke filled room with George Seifert, Mike Sherman, Michael Turner, a cab driver with a Boomer T-shirt on and some guy with a name tag that said SOPRANO. Anyway, after offering me some peyote, Seifert explained to me that Marv and Ralph call this room often to ask for advice. And they are currently advising OBD to trade the #12 pick to SF for Ronnie Lott's severed pinkie and a bag of what Sherman called "the sticky-icky". Then, Soprano told me that they are going to use the severed pinkie to entice the Chargers to deal Turner to the Bills for a 5th round pick in 2010. Apparently AJ Smith has a thing for severed digits. No one told me where the "sticky-icky" was going, but based on Sherman's glasses, I'm assuming he has issues with glaucoma. I'll keep you posted if they give out any more inside info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Well I wasn't going to bring it up ... but when I was flying home the other weekend, I got stuck in a long security line. I was worried about missing my flight when this shady character in sunglasses called me over. He told me about a secret room in the Buffalo airport that allows you to cut through security! I took him up on the offer (even though my mother said to never talk to strangers) and wound up in a smoke filled room with George Seifert, Mike Sherman, Michael Turner, a cab driver with a Boomer T-shirt on and some guy with a name tag that said SOPRANO. Anyway, after offering me some peyote, Seifert explained to me that Marv and Ralph call this room often to ask for advice. And they are currently advising OBD to trade the #12 pick to SF for Ronnie Lott's severed pinkie and a bag of what Sherman called "the sticky-icky". Then, Soprano told me that they are going to use the severed pinkie to entice the Chargers to deal Turner to the Bills for a 5th round pick in 2010. Apparently AJ Smith has a thing for severed digits. No one told me where the "sticky-icky" was going, but based on Sherman's glasses, I'm assuming he has issues with glaucoma. I'll keep you posted if they give out any more inside info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Well I wasn't going to bring it up ... but when I was flying home the other weekend, I got stuck in a long security line. I was worried about missing my flight when this shady character in sunglasses called me over. He told me about a secret room in the Buffalo airport that allows you to cut through security! I took him up on the offer (even though my mother said to never talk to strangers) and wound up in a smoke filled room with George Seifert, Mike Sherman, Michael Turner, a cab driver with a Boomer T-shirt on and some guy with a name tag that said SOPRANO. Anyway, after offering me some peyote, Seifert explained to me that Marv and Ralph call this room often to ask for advice. And they are currently advising OBD to trade the #12 pick to SF for Ronnie Lott's severed pinkie and a bag of what Sherman called "the sticky-icky". Then, Soprano told me that they are going to use the severed pinkie to entice the Chargers to deal Turner to the Bills for a 5th round pick in 2010. Apparently AJ Smith has a thing for severed digits. No one told me where the "sticky-icky" was going, but based on Sherman's glasses, I'm assuming he has issues with glaucoma. I'll keep you posted if they give out any more inside info. Now this I believe. It happened at an airport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Well I wasn't going to bring it up ... but when I was flying home the other weekend, I got stuck in a long security line. I was worried about missing my flight when this shady character in sunglasses called me over. He told me about a secret room in the Buffalo airport that allows you to cut through security! I took him up on the offer (even though my mother said to never talk to strangers) and wound up in a smoke filled room with George Seifert, Mike Sherman, Michael Turner, a cab driver with a Boomer T-shirt on and some guy with a name tag that said SOPRANO. Anyway, after offering me some peyote, Seifert explained to me that Marv and Ralph call this room often to ask for advice. And they are currently advising OBD to trade the #12 pick to SF for Ronnie Lott's severed pinkie and a bag of what Sherman called "the sticky-icky". Then, Soprano told me that they are going to use the severed pinkie to entice the Chargers to deal Turner to the Bills for a 5th round pick in 2010. Apparently AJ Smith has a thing for severed digits. No one told me where the "sticky-icky" was going, but based on Sherman's glasses, I'm assuming he has issues with glaucoma. I'll keep you posted if they give out any more inside info. Wow. Double Wow. How long have you been sitting on this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Wow. Double Wow. How long have you been sitting on this? About a week ... but to be fair it took me 6 days to come down from the peyote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daquix Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 If you spelled DONTE right I would possibly believe you. Why does the mis-spelling of a name in a post, invalidate the information? NOTE: I'm not saying I believe or agree with what he is saying. I am simply saying that just because someone mis-spells a name does not invalidate them or their information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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