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Gone wassailing?

Had wassail?

Know what the heck wassail is?

Eaten figgie pudding?

Ridden in a one horse open sleigh?

Toasted marshmallows at Christmas?

Told scary ghost stories at Christmas?

Roasted chestnuts over an open fire?

Met anyone named Fannie Bright?

Not laughed when you hear the name Fannie?

Donned gay apparel? (I think this is that Peter Pan outfit)

Blazed a yule log?

Brought some corn for popping?

called "yoo, hoo"?

Had a vision of a "sugar-plum"?

slept in a kerchief or a cap?

Had any frame of reference for anything given as a gift in the 12 Days of Christmas?

Conspired by a fire?

 

Next comes the stocking

of little Will,

Oh just see

what a glorious fill

Here is a hammer

and lots of tacks,

Also a ball

and a whip that cracks. (That sounds like a law suit waiting to happen)

 

I have been noticing this Christmas more than ever before that we don't have the foggiest idea what we are singing about!

 

Merry Christmas anyways.

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Gone wassailing?

Had wassail?

Know what the heck wassail is?

Eaten figgie pudding?

Ridden in a one horse open sleigh?

Toasted marshmallows at Christmas?

Told scary ghost stories at Christmas?

Roasted chestnuts over an open fire?

Met anyone named Fannie Bright?

Not laughed when you hear the name Fannie?

Donned gay apparel? (I think this is that Peter Pan outfit)

Blazed a yule log?

Brought some corn for popping?

called "yoo, hoo"?

Had a vision of a "sugar-plum"?

slept in a kerchief or a cap?

Had any frame of reference for anything given as a gift in the 12 Days of Christmas?

Conspired by a fire?

 

Next comes the stocking

of little Will,

Oh just see

what a glorious fill

Here is a hammer

and lots of tacks,

Also a ball

and a whip that cracks.  (That sounds like a law suit waiting to happen)

 

I have been noticing this Christmas more than ever before that we don't have the foggiest idea what we are singing about!

 

Merry Christmas anyways.

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Wuss ale is a warm holiday wine type drink. My in-laws used to make it. F*ck that.

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Ridden in a one horse open sleigh?

Yep

Roasted chestnuts over an open fire?

Yep

Blazed a yule log?

Yep

Had a vision of a "sugar-plum"?

Yep...but I had a 105 degree fever at the time, and it was June, so I don't think it counts.

Had any frame of reference for anything given as a gift in the 12 Days of Christmas?

Of course. I've eaten three french toasts, seen four pounds of back-bacon, and even had a beer in a tree once.

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