Dan Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Gringo is putting his sig where his mouth is and is willing to give up his sig for the rest of the season. I propose we take it to a vote. So, lets post some ideas here. In a few days, I'll pick what I think are the best ones and we'll make a final poll to pick the winner. My first crack was.... "I have so much man-love for JP, I'm about to explode." As gringo pointed out, I'm sure we can do better that that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 I recommend one from the Simpsons. Juvenile, but pointed: "hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In space no one can hear Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 How about: I'm a DUMBASS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billieve2006 Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Not-tradamus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoondckCL Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 I am doing this because i was a week late on picking the Dolphins over the Bears, so i predicted the Bills would beat the Colts. Everything i have said since then is taken with no credibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick in* england Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest. - Alexandre Dumas We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do. - Stephen Colbert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 How about:I'm a DUMBASS!!! 828974[/snapback] I know I don't get a vote, but I think this is the best one so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoondckCL Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 I know I don't get a vote, but I think this is the best one so far. 829364[/snapback] Well that is automatic disqualification on the grounds that he finds some kind of humor or delight in the message. I motion for that particular suggestion to be stricken from the record and that we continue on with these proceedings without mention of the infraction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tomcat Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 "I lost my signature because I was too stoned and picked Indy to loose to Buffalo. What was I thinking? Oh yeah......I'm a Dumbass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East Brady Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Hi, my name is Gringo, may I wash your Balls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixxxer Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 "I'm trying to think, but nothing happens" Curly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted November 9, 2006 Author Share Posted November 9, 2006 Is this the best everyone can do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swift Sylvan Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 "Don't let these postings happen to you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 "My mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 "I admit it. I am nj sue." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 "I watch the Bills because I have to, I love BF in Indiana because I want to" or The Fried Noodles really took me an hour too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Hi, my name is Gringo, may I wash your Balls? 829383[/snapback] ...can't....stop...laughing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 i like sucking the sweat out of jock straps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Perhaps a limerick, like: There once was a man from Iraq who had holes down the length of his rooster. When he got an erection, he played a selection from Johan Sebastian Bach. So in this case, something like: There once was a man named Gringo who's mother resembles a dingo. He bet the Bills to win, but with the state he's in, he shouldn't even be betting on bingo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzer32 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Who knew the Colts were that good and the Bills are that bad. Peyton Manning isn't that much better than JP, right? I like cheese! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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