Draconator Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 I have a 22 month old baby daughter. She loves to run up to me when I come home from work, softball, etc., and give daddy a hug. Usually, I pick her right up. Today after coming home from watching the Bills at Willie McCovey's bar, and wearing my Bledsoe Jersey, when she ran up to me, I turned my back, immediately fell to the ground, and dropped my car keys and cell phone. She picked up my car keys and cell phone and ran them 70 yards the other way. Anyone have a guess what could have caused this to happen? I'm at a loss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 I have a 22 month old baby daughter. She loves to run up to me when I come home from work, softball, etc., and give daddy a hug. Usually, I pick her right up. Today after coming home from watching the Bills at Willie McCovey's bar, and wearing my Bledsoe Jersey, when she ran up to me, I turned my back, immediately fell to the ground, and dropped my car keys and cell phone. She picked up my car keys and cell phone and ran them 70 yards the other way. Anyone have a guess what could have caused this to happen? I'm at a loss... 55164[/snapback] Your daughter still loves you. But burn the jersey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick in* england Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick in* england Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 You wife was meant to pick up the blitzing baby-daughter but she was too busy faking doing the hoovering to bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIZ Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 ......and you lay there in the fetal position sucking your thumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 picked up your car keys and cell phone and ran...sounds like most of the women i know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LancasterSteve Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 But burn the jersey. IM saving mine to burn at next years tailgate....what a joke Donahoe has really sold us a bill of goods...what a con job Ten years from now he'll still be re-building....I've lost all faith in TD Came thru the club at halftime looking lost and befuddled(sp) This organization is rotten from the head down; mistake after mistake has billsfanone my beloved Buffalo Bills. I have been going to games for over fourty years, sat thru some pretty dismal seasons but this team borders on laughable. TD has killed my Bills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 and finally: DB = DB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 But burn the jersey. IM saving mine to burn at next years tailgate....what a joke Donahoe has really sold us a bill of goods...what a con job Ten years from now he'll still be re-building....I've lost all faith in TD Came thru the club at halftime looking lost and befuddled(sp) This organization is rotten from the head down; mistake after mistake has billsfanone my beloved Buffalo Bills. I have been going to games for over fourty years, sat thru some pretty dismal seasons but this team borders on laughable. TD has killed my Bills 55632[/snapback] I share the frustration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 Travis ran the wrong way and was supposed to hit her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLS4LIFE Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 But burn the jersey. IM saving mine to burn at next years tailgate....what a joke 55632[/snapback] My #11 jersey might be joining that group,too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 My #11 jersey might be joining that group,too. 57038[/snapback] not YOU! I thought you would stick on the optomists side... listen, as a huge pessimist, we need you guys around to even things out. Don't give up yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 I have a 22 month old baby daughter. She loves to run up to me when I come home from work, softball, etc., and give daddy a hug. Usually, I pick her right up. Today after coming home from watching the Bills at Willie McCovey's bar, and wearing my Bledsoe Jersey, when she ran up to me, I turned my back, immediately fell to the ground, and dropped my car keys and cell phone. She picked up my car keys and cell phone and ran them 70 yards the other way. Anyone have a guess what could have caused this to happen? I'm at a loss... 55164[/snapback] What happened was the original plan was to fake coming into your front door and going around end to the back. However someone missed the blitzing daughter and she caught you before you could make your move. Out of shock thats why you fumbled your keys, and yes I know someone else mentioned this, but it's just like a woman to take your car keys and run. And Yes Unless you can hire some guys to pick up the blitzing daughter I'd burn the jersey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLS4LIFE Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 not YOU! I thought you would stick on the optomists side... listen, as a huge pessimist, we need you guys around to even things out. Don't give up yet! 57040[/snapback] Believe me. Im trying,but theyre making it REAL tough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 I have a 22 month old baby daughter. She loves to run up to me when I come home from work, softball, etc., and give daddy a hug. Usually, I pick her right up. Today after coming home from watching the Bills at Willie McCovey's bar, and wearing my Bledsoe Jersey, when she ran up to me, I turned my back, immediately fell to the ground, and dropped my car keys and cell phone. She picked up my car keys and cell phone and ran them 70 yards the other way. Anyone have a guess what could have caused this to happen? I'm at a loss... 55164[/snapback] Stop your whining, affix a mindless stare to your face, and go out and buy another Turbo Porsche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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