Dan Gross Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 It's raining in California today. 649351[/snapback] Are you going to be changing your handle to "Darth Chef Jim"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Are you going to be changing your handle to "Darth Chef Jim"? 649416[/snapback] How about Chef Jim is Dead seeing I'm no longer a Chef. Or would that cofuse me with Dave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 How about Chef Jim is Dead seeing I'm no longer a Chef. Or would that cofuse me with Dave? 649468[/snapback] Daves not here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Daves not here. 649469[/snapback] Dave who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Dave who? 649481[/snapback] Not that Dave, the other Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Not that Dave, the other Dave. 649483[/snapback] Oh, THAT Dave. I know him. His name's Mike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Oh, THAT Dave. I know him. His name's Mike. 649492[/snapback] Yeah, him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Oh, THAT Dave. I know him. His name's Mike. 649492[/snapback] So Mike's dead? Wow, he looked so healthy last time I saw him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 So Mike's dead? Wow, he looked so healthy last time I saw him. 649503[/snapback] And no one cares about Hal. He's dead too. The last thing his little doggie ears heard was "what are you doing, Dave..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 The last thing his little doggie ears heard was "what are you doing, Dave..." 649512[/snapback] No, I think it was "now you're just going to feel a little pinch." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 And no one cares about Hal. He's dead too. The last thing his little doggie ears heard was "what are you doing, Dave..." 649512[/snapback] Not true. That was not the last sound he heard. I think the last thing he heard was "beep, beep" zooooooom. But at any rate, I was nowhere near Central Park when Wile E (as his friends knew him) was injected with a non-non toxic Rose Art colored wax stick. Now, who do you think the prime suspect should be? Me, I think the Devils' fan trying to frame Crayola boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Not true. That was not the last sound he heard. I think the last thing he heard was "beep, beep" zooooooom. But at any rate, I was nowhere near Central Park when Wile E (as his friends knew him) was injected with a non-non toxic Rose Art colored wax stick. Now, who do you think the prime suspect should be? Me, I think the Devils' fan trying to frame Crayola boy. 649619[/snapback] You just really fugged up if you are anywhere near a Law and Order episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 You just really fugged up if you are anywhere near a Law and Order episode. 649625[/snapback] Not me, I've got an airtight. I was in contract negotiations with Serena and her "significant other" for, shall we say, parenting "advice" when the mutt went down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Not me, I've got an airtight. I was in contract negotiations with Serena and her "significant other" for, shall we say, parenting "advice" when the mutt went down. 649635[/snapback] Could still be a tough sell. She never said "bi". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 No, I think it was "now you're just going to feel a little pinch." 649515[/snapback] Are you sure?!? I could have sworn it was "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Could still be a tough sell. She never said "bi". 649860[/snapback] I never said Serena was either. Think Anne Hecht, not Ellen Degenerate(sp?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 happy Tuesday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 happy Tuesday! 650427[/snapback] Shut up, me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Shut up, me. 650437[/snapback] Daves not here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Shut up, me. 650437[/snapback] Joe, what the f*ck? How come you keep tellign me to shut up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 happy Tuesday! 650427[/snapback] Does this mean it's Belgium? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Does this mean it's Belgium? 650572[/snapback] Do you like gravy on your fries? Somebody asked me that. I said, sure, sometimes I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Do you like gravy on your fries? Somebody asked me that. I said, sure, sometimes I do. 650712[/snapback] If it's Belgium then that would be mayonnaise. Belgium = France light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 If it's Belgium then that would be mayonnaise. Belgium = France light. 650811[/snapback] Ahh, that's right. Belgium = mayo on the fries. I wonder what they put on their waffles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Ahh, that's right. Belgium = mayo on the fries. I wonder what they put on their waffles... 650816[/snapback] Take it from the Chef...you don't even want to know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Take it from the Chef...you don't even want to know that. 650818[/snapback] Pickle juice? Or is that optional? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 mmmm...syrup in the waffles.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Pickle juice? Or is that optional? 650821[/snapback] Only if the state of Indiana invaded and took over Belgium. Not that they would have any problem doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 mmmm...syrup in the waffles.... 650822[/snapback] That would be correct. The scary thing is where the sap come from. I actually think he came from the football side. I'm not sure, I'll have to check my notes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Only if the state of Indiana invaded and took over Belgium. Not that they would have any problem doing that. 650824[/snapback] Might be harder than you think. This is Indiana you're talking about. All the Belgians would have to do is throw cups at Ron Artest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Might be harder than you think. This is Indiana you're talking about. All the Belgians would have to do is throw cups at Ron Artest... 650834[/snapback] Oh I understand that. But we're also talking about Belgium. They make the French look tough. It's kind of like watching the Dolphins against the Patriots. You really don't care who wins, you just want a bunch of them to get hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Might be harder than you think. This is Indiana you're talking about. All the Belgians would have to do is throw cups at Ron Artest... 650834[/snapback] your material needs updating......awaiting cowbell response Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 If it's Belgium then that would be mayonnaise. Belgium = France light. 650811[/snapback] So in Belgium they can reduce their taxes because they lose $.03 on every bottle of mayo sold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 So in Belgium they can reduce their taxes because they lose $.03 on every bottle of mayo sold? 650839[/snapback] It's actually $.06, theirs is twice as good at Topps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Ahh, that's right. Belgium = mayo on the fries. I wonder what they put on their waffles... 650816[/snapback] While at the grocery store recently I realized why we are such a far superior country than any other country around. Most people have to either make waffles from scratch or take the frozen waffles out of the freezer and toast them. Not us. We now have Eggo's Cereal. That's right. Eggo's has a cereal. Little mini waffles with syrup flavoring. Pour in bowl. Eat. So I suspect it won't be long before Cap'n Crunch makes a waffle, right? Or Fruit Loops? Or Lucky Charms? Serious things requiring serious thought. Oh. Sorry. Did I go off topic a bit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Pour in bowl. 650989[/snapback] Cereal...bowl??? Interesting concept there. Is this a great friggin' country or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Cereal...bowl??? Interesting concept there. Is this a great friggin' country or what? 651006[/snapback] I saw him doing that with my spy drone too. He really eats that stuff. Really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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