NavyBillsFan Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Found this on a old Redskins message board... The FBI was called into Ralph Wilson Stadium today to investigate a chalky white substance on the field found by the coaching staff and players. Biological investigators and Homeland Security were called in to test the unknown powder. After 4 long hours of tests, workers and players were aloud back on the field. Investigators concluded that the white substance was the goal line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob2232 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 wow. original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyBillsFan Posted December 15, 2005 Author Share Posted December 15, 2005 never seen this before. I thought that was funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Someone vandalized the homes of the Bills offense. They painted the front of the offense's house's to look like the end zone. No one on the offense could get into their house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I heard this great joke today, too... The FBI was called into Ralph Wilson Stadium today to investigate a chalky white substance on the field found by the coaching staff and players. Biological investigators and Homeland Security were called in to test the unknown powder. After 4 long hours of tests, workers and players were allowed back on the field. Investigators concluded that the white substance was the goal line. Ain't that a good one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Found this on a old Redskins message board...The FBI was called into Ralph Wilson Stadium today to investigate a chalky white substance on the field found by the coaching staff and players. Biological investigators and Homeland Security were called in to test the unknown powder. After 4 long hours of tests, workers and players were aloud back on the field. Investigators concluded that the white substance was the goal line. 533345[/snapback] Gee, i've never heard this one 6,000 times before with various teams involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob2232 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I have to admit, it IS the first time i have heard it used with buffalo in it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 What's black and white and read all over? or What's Black and White and red all over? Newspaper or Nun with a javelin through her head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buford T. Justice Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 The FBI was called into WWE headquarters today to investigate a milky white substance in the ring found by the Ultimate Warrior. Biological investigators and Homeland Security were called in to test the unknown substance. After 4 long hours of tests, wrestlers were allowed back into the ring. Investigators concluded that the white substance was just spillage from when Hulk Hogan was spread eagle over the turnbuckle taking it from behind by the Macho Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tomcat Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I thought it may have been that Chuck Norris round housed the entire team and turned them into dust!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 i think i just pooped my pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to fix the fence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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