NavyBillsFan Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 A young blonde woman in Niagara Falls was so depressed that she decided > > to end her life by throwing herself into the Niagara River. > > She went to the Rainbow bridge and was about to leap into the frigid > > water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the > > bridge, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to > > live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow > > you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every > > day." > > Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll > > keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." > > The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a > > fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. > > That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. > > >From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece > > of fruit, and they made passionate love in the boat until dawn. > > Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by > > the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. > > "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get > > food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me." > > "He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Maid of The Mist " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 i didnt get it till i googled maid of the mist lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theesir Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 A young blonde woman in Niagara Falls was so depressed that she decided > > to end her life by throwing herself into the Niagara River. > > She went to the Rainbow bridge and was about to leap into the frigid > > water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the > > bridge, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to > > live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow > > you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every > > day." > > Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll > > keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." > > The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a > > fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. > > That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. > > >From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece > > of fruit, and they made passionate love in the boat until dawn. > > Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by > > the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. > > "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get > > food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me." > > "He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Maid of The Mist " 455798[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlegm Alley Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan_in_raleigh Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 i didnt get it till i googled maid of the mistlol 455810[/snapback] if ya had to google maid of the mist I would suspect like folks in NC would say " You aint from round here r yu boy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albany,n.y. Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 I thought it was leading up to: JP was so depressed last night he tried to throw himself off the Peace Bridge, lucky for him, he was as accurate as he was with his throws at the Ralph, finally gave up & walked home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 if ya had to google maid of the mist I would suspect like folks in NC would say " You aint from round here r yu boy" 455822[/snapback] lol no im not im from montreal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoker2Buffalo Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 That made my night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 lolno im not im from montreal 455894[/snapback] No wonder you didn't get it. You're Canandian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyBillsFan Posted September 27, 2005 Author Share Posted September 27, 2005 I read this joke about 10 times and die every single time sad thing is, it could happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick in* england Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 i didnt get it till i googled maid of the mistlol 455810[/snapback] What you never saw Superman?? EVERYONE has heard on the Maid of the Mist!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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