Mickey Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Just the laugh I needed on a monday morning. Nothing like satire to start the day: Intelligent Falling Theory Just a snippet: "The ECFR, in conjunction with the Christian Coalition and other Christian conservative action groups, is calling for public-school curriculums to give equal time to the Intelligent Falling theory. They insist they are not asking that the theory of gravity be banned from schools, but only that students be offered both sides of the issue "so they can make an informed decision." "We just want the best possible education for Kansas' kids," Burdett said. Proponents of Intelligent Falling assert that the different theories used by secular physicists to explain gravity are not internally consistent. Even critics of Intelligent Falling admit that Einstein's ideas about gravity are mathematically irreconcilable with quantum mechanics. This fact, Intelligent Falling proponents say, proves that gravity is a theory in crisis." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckey Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Just the laugh I needed on a monday morning. Nothing like satire to start the day: Intelligent Falling Theory Just a snippet: "The ECFR, in conjunction with the Christian Coalition and other Christian conservative action groups, is calling for public-school curriculums to give equal time to the Intelligent Falling theory. They insist they are not asking that the theory of gravity be banned from schools, but only that students be offered both sides of the issue "so they can make an informed decision." "We just want the best possible education for Kansas' kids," Burdett said. Proponents of Intelligent Falling assert that the different theories used by secular physicists to explain gravity are not internally consistent. Even critics of Intelligent Falling admit that Einstein's ideas about gravity are mathematically irreconcilable with quantum mechanics. This fact, Intelligent Falling proponents say, proves that gravity is a theory in crisis." 414118[/snapback] You left out the best parts! ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 "Even critics of Intelligent Falling admit that Einstein's ideas about gravity are mathematically irreconcilable with quantum mechanics. This fact, Intelligent Falling proponents say, proves that gravity is a theory in crisis." 414118[/snapback] Actually, that's not entirely incorrect. The field of gravitational physics has been an irreconcilable mess for about forty years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickey Posted August 22, 2005 Author Share Posted August 22, 2005 Actually, that's not entirely incorrect. The field of gravitational physics has been an irreconcilable mess for about forty years. 414295[/snapback] Well then it is high time a theory like Intelligent Falling came on the scene to bring us back down to earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Britbillsfan Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Well then it is high time a theory like Intelligent Falling came on the scene to bring us back down to earth. 414588[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Well then it is high time a theory like Intelligent Falling came on the scene to bring us back down to earth. 414588[/snapback] Pun taken. ... And firmly grounded! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Gravity, it not just a good idea, it's the law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 that made me roll on the floor laughing. but as i was on the floor, the difference Intelligent Falling vs Gravity really landed on me then i remembered i'm a Sithlord, so i just used the Force and went homicidal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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