bluenews Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 a little bit harder and little bit worse... do not offer to drive if this is your car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 This might be too soon. Everyone is spent after the last rundown. We may have to turn this into a top ten. 10. Don't let your date be the fatter of the two girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smuvtalker Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 9. Don't stand next to your date, look at the other girl, and say, "DAMN, NOW THAT'S ASS!!! What the hell happened to yours?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 8. Don't bring up the words "swapping" or "threesome". Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Hi, this is my friend EC-Bills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I have a great recipe for pasta Rattata ala pickle de juice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theesir Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I think "My name is Rockpile and I've seen Jon Dorenbas pee" is appropriate here as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenews Posted August 17, 2005 Author Share Posted August 17, 2005 if at some point during the date some sort of contest begins were the teams are men vs. women........LOSE!!!!! Regardless of how stupid you may look......the rest of our night will suck Retatta if you win!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 if at some point during the date some sort of contest begins were the teams are men vs. women........LOSE!!!!! Regardless of how stupid you may look......the rest of our night will suck Retatta if you win!!! 410086[/snapback] i disagree cuz then she'll think you are a puss who cant beat a girl...on our 2nd date with my current girl, i walloped her on the mini golf course (of course when i added the scores up, somehow we ended up tied ), and then proceeded to throw milkshake on her when we went for ice cream (yes i am telling the truth)...and this girl has been with me almost 10 months and is moving in with me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 i disagree cuz then she'll think you are a puss who cant beat a girl...on our 2nd date with my current girl, i walloped her on the mini golf course (of course when i added the scores up, somehow we ended up tied ), and then proceeded to throw milkshake on her when we went for ice cream (yes i am telling the truth)...and this girl has been with me almost 10 months and is moving in with me... 410210[/snapback] We need to start a thread called, "101 reasons why Ramius shouldn't move in with his girlfriend". Reason #101 He lives in the middle of bikini land... and won't have a bachelor pad to take advantage of them in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Brag about having similar taste in pr0n as Tom Brady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Hi, this is my friend EC-Bills 409991[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Hi, my name is /dev and I have a serious case of manlove for my buddy Picard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenews Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 do not try the quad kiss!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puhonix Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 i disagree cuz then she'll think you are a puss who cant beat a girl...on our 2nd date with my current girl, i walloped her on the mini golf course (of course when i added the scores up, somehow we ended up tied ), and then proceeded to throw milkshake on her when we went for ice cream (yes i am telling the truth)...and this girl has been with me almost 10 months and is moving in with me... 410210[/snapback] And I believe that was the last time you were in charge too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puhonix Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 We need to start a thread called, "101 reasons why Ramius shouldn't move in with his girlfriend". Reason #101 He lives in the middle of bikini land... and won't have a bachelor pad to take advantage of them in. 410481[/snapback] ohhh, this could be fun.... #100 - regardless of what you think, Sundays are not going to be the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 ohhh, this could be fun.... #100 - regardless of what you think, Sundays are not going to be the same. 410849[/snapback] just because you are whipped and your woman doesnt let you stay home and watch the dolfags games doesnt mean mine is the same...actually shes doing you a favor by not letting you watch them, because who wants to watch the dolphins anyway... And she knows i watch the Bills faithfully every sunday, and thats not changing...shes embraced it, which is why she wanted the bills stuff when we were back home in buffalo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puhonix Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 #99 - Denial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Do not ask which of the girls has the biggest boobs. Unless of course, there's a chance they'd be willing to have a competition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenews Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 if you going to "swing" make sure you indicate park playground or bedroom twist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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