Thailog80 Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 I've got dozens... Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come. - Nietchze Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Goethe The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents. - Nathaniel Borenstein "The naked truth about me is to the naked truth of Salvador Dali as an old ukelele in the attic is to a piano in a tree, and I mean a piano with breasts." -James Thurber Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. - Oscar Wilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 ok...now i am done filling up this thread with nonsense. 348720[/snapback] Who said that? Emerson? Levy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 My mother always told me that the road to hell was paved with good intentions. 348655[/snapback] How come you're driving on a dirt road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 From my Mother: I had no shoes and complained, until I met a man who had no feet From my Father: Don't wait for your ship to come in....swim out to it. From my 1st boyfriend: I asked Jesus how much he loved me. He said "this much" and he stretched out his arms and died. From being a Bills Fan: Never, never, never, never, never, never give up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 "There's no education in the second kick of a mule.". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 "You wouldn't know a classy broad if she took a dump on your head." - Socrates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 From my Mother: I had no shoes and complained, until I met a man who had no feet From my Father: Don't wait for your ship to come in....swim out to it. From my 1st boyfriend: I asked Jesus how much he loved me. He said "this much" and he stretched out his arms and died. From being a Bills Fan: Never, never, never, never, never, never give up 348779[/snapback] Shouldn't there only be four nevers in there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Shouldn't there only be four nevers in there? Nope. 4 Super Bowls, the Comeback game and the Music City Miracle = 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
col_forbin Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 "Nobody circles the wagons, like the Buffalo Bills" State Moto: West Virginia: Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Kansas state motto: "We aint come from no monkeys" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Caius Tacitus: "Even war is better than a wretched peace." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 "To me it is all right for people not to like you, so long as it is for the right reason. And the proper reason that people don't like you is you are too successful." - Lou Holtz "I am the person they call Deep Throat!" - Tom Donahoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMark Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 "Of all the people I know, you're one of them" - Paul McGuire Go Bills 2005 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 "He no play-a da game, he no make-a da rules!" - Earl Butz (on the Pope's stance on birth control) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 The "rich" are the most discriminated group of people in history. Everybody hates them. But let me tell you, I have met a lot of rich ass*&%s in my life, and I've met just as many poor Ass%*%s in my life. At least the rich ones can buy their own drinks. Tom Robbins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate. Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C. Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again. Sen. Barbara Boxer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate. Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C. Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again. Sen. Barbara Boxer 348846[/snapback] We could fill three pages with Marion quotes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 We could fill three pages with Marion quotes 348847[/snapback] So true, I like this one too. "B word set me up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
col_forbin Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 We could fill three pages with Marion quotes 348847[/snapback] "Peanut butter and crack sandwiches" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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