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Red: [narrating] I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and that Ron Mexico let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who gave him the virus, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Andy would show up with festering blisters. Ron Mexico kept at him - sometimes Andy was able to suppress the outbreaks, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Andy - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, Ron Mexico would have got the best of him.

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THE BURBS:

 

Ron Mexico: Come now, Mr. Peterson, you were in my bathroom. Surely, you looked in the medicine cabinet.

Ray Peterson: Well I-I-I-I saw your medicine cabinet, Mr.Mexico. I figured a man's medicine cabinet is his business.

Ron Mexico: You saw one of my jars of herpecil, didn't you? Oh yes, I know you did. It belonged to a neighbor of yours. The name was Knapp. We took the house from them. I offered to buy it but you know how old people are, they grow so attached to things.

Ray Peterson: Uh, you know, Mr.Mexico, I think I forgot my wallet...

[Tries to get up but is held down]

Ron Mexico: I let you keep your virginity, but, now I want it. Or perhaps, I might just take yours. Hans, tie him up!

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