Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Roman General: "If you turn over Ron Mexico, your lives will be spared the cross!" Gladiator Rebel #1, standing bravely: "I'M RON MEXICO!" Gladiator Rebels #2 and #3, standing as well: "*I'M* RON MEXICO!" The crowd of hundreds of bedraggled gladiator rebels all yell "**I'M** RON MEXICO!", shouting over each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elcrusho Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Star Wars ======== Darth Vader: No Ron Mexico, I....... Am your father... Ron Mexico: noooooooooooooooooooooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 From Slapshot(syracuse intro of Ogie Ogglethorpe).... Jim Carr...this young man has had a trying early career...from the degenerate brother, the broken leg, and being sued for the spreading of herpes... well that is much more than most 24 year olds can handle.....#7 Ron Mexico Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamboni Man Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 *From Happy Gilmore: Hey Mexico, you suck...ya jackass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 "I cudda been a contender," Ron Mexico cries. "I cudda been somebody." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Mexico Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Roman General: "If you turn over Ron Mexico, your lives will be spared the cross!" Gladiator Rebel #1, standing bravely: "I'M RON MEXICO!" Gladiator Rebels #2 and #3, standing as well: "*I'M* RON MEXICO!" The crowd of hundreds of bedraggled gladiator rebels all yell "**I'M** RON MEXICO!", shouting over each other. 298794[/snapback] No, Im Ron Mexico! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Star Wars======== Darth Vader: No Ron Mexico, I....... Am your father... Ron Mexico: noooooooooooooooooooooooo! 298805[/snapback] Darth Vadar: I find your lack of pants disturbing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elcrusho Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Gladiator ======== Commodus: You do have a name? Ron Mexico: My name is Gladiator. (turns away.) Commodus: Slave! You will remove your helmet and tell me your name. Ron Mexico: My name is Ron Mexico...Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered STD' wife. And I well have my vengeance; in this life or the next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Tom Hagan: When I meet with the Vick people, should I insist that all his drug middlemen have clean records? Vito Corleone: Mention it -- don't insist. Ron Mexico is a man who'll know that without being told. Tom Hagan: You mean Vick Vito Coreleone: Vick's a pimp -- he never'a could've outfought Santino. But I didn't know until this day that it was -- Ron Mexico all along... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Tom Hagan: When I meet with the Vick people, should I insist that all his drug middlemen have clean records? Vito Corleone: Mention it -- don't insist. Ron Mexico is a man who'll know that without being told. Tom Hagan: You mean Vick Vito Coreleone: Vick's a pimp -- he never'a could've outfought Santino. But I didn't know until this day that it was -- Ron Mexico all along... 298825[/snapback] Good one! Verbal: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Ron Mexico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Good one!Verbal: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Ron Mexico. 298830[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elcrusho Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 <Bond Theme playing in the background> Mexico.... Ron Mexico.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 Private Joker: "Mexico...if you don't put down that rifle, we'll all be in a world of schitt!" Private Mexico: "I....AM....in a world.....of SCHITT!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 "My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father, Ron Mexico. Prepare to die." or "My name is Ron Mexico. You killed my father. Prepare to die." CW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Bones: Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not Ron Mexico! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 "My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father, Ron Mexico. Prepare to die." or "My name is Ron Mexico. You killed my father. Prepare to die." CW 298841[/snapback] Yeah, it probably works better the 2nd way. The Princess Bride has plenty of good ones to use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 "My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father, Ron Mexico. Prepare to die." or "My name is Ron Mexico. You killed my father. Prepare to die." CW 298841[/snapback] Would it not be: Inigo Montoya: "My name is Inego Montoya. You gave me herpes. Prepare to die!" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elcrusho Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Catch me if you can ============= Ron Mexico Sr.: You know why the Yankees always win, Ron? Ron Mexico Jr.: 'Cause they have Mickey Mantle? Ron Mexico Sr.: No, it's 'cause the other teams can't stop staring at those damn pinstripes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Yippy Kai Yay Ron Mexico Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Revenge of the nerds! Coach Harris: Mexico. Ron Mexico: Yes, Coach. Coach Harris: I want to see you, and the other girls, in the locker room, now! ---------------------------------------------- Ron Mexico: What are you looking at, nerd? Booger: I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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