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Some of you golfers must have a brain the size of a grain of sand


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5 hours ago, WhoTom said:

 

How about televised golf? It's like watching grass grow, but with people in the way.

 

My nephew used to say "Uncle Steve, you're watching golf. Must be you're going to take a nap."

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Great topic, LOL!!!!

 

I don’t know that golf has shrunk my brain, but most certainly my wallet!

 

(I could probably achieve the same outcome by walking 5 miles, swearing incessantly and ripping up $20 bills along the way!)

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13 hours ago, May Day 10 said:

nothing is worse than having to listen to somebody talk about their golf game

 

Their gambling and fantasy league and NCAA bracket stories, when unsolicited....

 

 

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1 hour ago, ShadyBillsFan said:

 

Give him a Captain Obvious Award ...

 

probably because he's a lousy golfer 

 

good company but a horrible golfer, rich enough to buy the best product every month

 

 

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2 hours ago, row_33 said:

 

Their gambling and fantasy league and NCAA bracket stories, when unsolicited....

 

Yes, certainly I’ve told you how much I won at the casino last nite...Did I neglect to tell you how much I’ve lost, over the years? ?

 

I’ve bought every ‘game-improvement’ accoutrement...clubs, balls, shoes, bag, gloves, ad nausea... still haven’t broke 80. ?️♂️

 

My favorite golf video (if a pro can put 3 off the tee into Lake Michigan, I don’t feel as bad about my own ‘water-seeking’ shots)...

 

 

 

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