VABills Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Are all the people on "Lost" really dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Pop quiz hot shot. After 3 days of constipation you finally get some relief. Unfortunately when this happens you do not have home court advantage, you are at work. You make a mad dash for the handicap stall because you know you are going to need the extra room. After 5 minutes of child birth like pain you drop something that looks like it came out of Andre the giant. You know there is no way in hell that thing is going to flush. You probably only have minutes if not seconds before somebody else walks in and identifies you by your shoes. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 My name is Travis and I really want to be a starting running back next year but I am unwilling to co-operate with efforts to trade me. Should I accept my role as a back-up for one more year and then explore free-agency the next season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 My name is Travis and I really want to be a starting running back next year but I am unwilling to co-operate with efforts to trade me. Should I accept my role as a back-up for one more year and then explore free-agency the next season? 269718[/snapback] 11 story jump, 10 story building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Guzzle chlorox laced with cyanide. Solves both of your problems instantly. 269678[/snapback] Cassava roots are "in". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 What's the difference between an anthropologist and a geologist? 269689[/snapback] The anthropologist is the one who skipped his 4pm Earth Science lecture to watch the Simpson's reruns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mary owen Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Hey AD, first time caller here. I just got this email from a girl who is an ex-co worker. I always liked her, but she seemed to be interested in only being friends. haven't seen her in a year. We had lunch a week ago. I suggested we meet at the park for brown bag lunch soon. this is her reply: Kiwanis park? nice lake there, do you want me to bring you a PB&J? here is my dilema. I can hardly hold back from snappy come backs, no matter how raunchy or off base. I feel the urge to reply "sure, but hold the P" so should I test the waters or risk scaring her off? hurry, she's waiting for my reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Pop quiz hot shot. After 3 days of constipation you finally get some relief. Unfortunately when this happens you do not have home court advantage, you are at work. You make a mad dash for the handicap stall because you know you are going to need the extra room. After 5 minutes of child birth like pain you drop something that looks like it came out of Andre the giant. You know there is no way in hell that thing is going to flush. You probably only have minutes if not seconds before somebody else walks in and identifies you by your shoes. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?!?! 269716[/snapback] Wow, you can surf the Net on the terlet at work? Cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Hey AD, first time caller here. I just got this email from a girl who is an ex-co worker. I always liked her, but she seemed to be interested in only being friends. haven't seen her in a year. We had lunch a week ago. I suggested we meet at the park for brown bag lunch soon. this is her reply: here is my dilema. I can hardly hold back from snappy come backs, no matter how raunchy or off base. I feel the urge to reply "sure, but hold the P" so should I test the waters or risk scaring her off? hurry, she's waiting for my reply. 269728[/snapback] I'd do it just for the sheer obnoxiousness of it all!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 How can some posters have the grammar level of a 1st grader, yet insist they know everything about every player in the NFL ? Is there a Daycare Scouting Organization I'm not aware of ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF Bills Fan Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 My name is Michael Jackson. I blew off court this morning, and now the Judge is pi$$ed. What should I do? 269661[/snapback] I'd moonwalk into court and serenade the judge with a little PYT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Being gentler and kinder sucks. Any suggestions on how to appear gentler and kinder without having to make the effort? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 How can some posters have the grammer level of a 1st grader, yet insist they know everything about every player in the NFL ? Is there a Daycare Scouting Organization I'm not aware of ? 269739[/snapback] Not everyone is as multi-talented as you, Mark. So grammar is required, spelling is optional, check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Blow the judge. 269752[/snapback] Or at least invite him to the ranch for a sleepover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mary owen Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Blow the judge. 269752[/snapback] he's too old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Being gentler and kinder sucks. Any suggestions on how to appear gentler and kinder without having to make the effort? 269749[/snapback] Yes. Replace your avatar with a photo of Grandma Moses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 should i spend 50 dollars at the bar tonight or 60? (fyi its cheap drinks tonight at my campus bar) 269706[/snapback] All depends on the quality of ladies and the likelihood of scoring from same. Just remember, a 2 at 10 isn't a 10 at 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 Who will be our next American Idol? Second question: How soon before your head explodes after reading this question? 269708[/snapback] 1. An unnamed US service member. His name won't be important because he doesn't desire the worship of the masses anyway. 2. It's my show, baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Being gentler and kinder sucks. Any suggestions on how to appear gentler and kinder without having to make the effort? 269749[/snapback] TBD's Ignore Feature: The Internet's No-nonsense sh-- Filter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 ....When you shoot cats,do you export the carcasses to chinese restaurants,or do you just make hand warmers out of the fur?? 269711[/snapback] If there is something left to "export", you're not doing it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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