Alaska Darin Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 Are all the people on "Lost" really dead? 269713[/snapback] Don't care, though I'd venture to guess that the mass within the cranium of the majority of the shows viewership probably is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 My name is Travis and I really want to be a starting running back next year but I am unwilling to co-operate with efforts to trade me. Should I accept my role as a back-up for one more year and then explore free-agency the next season? 269718[/snapback] You're lying. No way Travis knows how to type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 Pop quiz hot shot. After 3 days of constipation you finally get some relief. Unfortunately when this happens you do not have home court advantage, you are at work. You make a mad dash for the handicap stall because you know you are going to need the extra room. After 5 minutes of child birth like pain you drop something that looks like it came out of Andre the giant. You know there is no way in hell that thing is going to flush. You probably only have minutes if not seconds before somebody else walks in and identifies you by your shoes. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?!?! 269716[/snapback] Try balancing your diet so this doesn't happen again. Fiber, people. Fiber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 Cassava roots are "in". 269722[/snapback] That was going to be my next response, coupled with "undercook those bad boys, I've heard they're better that way." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 Hey AD, first time caller here. I just got this email from a girl who is an ex-co worker. I always liked her, but she seemed to be interested in only being friends. haven't seen her in a year. We had lunch a week ago. I suggested we meet at the park for brown bag lunch soon.  this is her reply: here is my dilema. I can hardly hold back from snappy come backs, no matter how raunchy or off base. I feel the urge to reply "sure, but hold the P"  so should I test the waters or risk scaring her off?  hurry, she's waiting for my reply. 269728[/snapback] Too soon, if you actually want the cob gobbled. Those types of responses generally only work on chics you've already been intimate with. Heaven forbid she thinks such endeavors are demeaning...  Discretion is the better part of valor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 How can some posters have the grammar level of a 1st grader, yet insist they know everything about every player in the NFL ? Is there a Daycare Scouting Organization I'm not aware of ? 269739[/snapback] No. But some people apparently stay at Holiday Inn fairly regularly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 Being gentler and kinder sucks. Any suggestions on how to appear gentler and kinder without having to make the effort? 269749[/snapback] Watch and learn, grasshopper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 You're lying. No way Travis knows how to type. 269788[/snapback]  Correct. I use Dragon - Naturally Speaking voice recognition software. As for my career, should I try arena league football for a season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 Correct. I use Dragon - Naturally Speaking voice recognition software. As for my career, should I try arena league football for a season? 269796[/snapback] Lying again. I've heard Travis talk. What would come out of Dragon would be the equivalent of dropping a bowl of marbles on the keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mary owen Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Too soon, if you actually want the cob gobbled. Those types of responses generally only work on chics you've already been intimate with. Heaven forbid she thinks such endeavors are demeaning... Discretion is the better part of valor. 269792[/snapback]   thanks! that's great advice!  you know I'm going to do it anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJsackedagain Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 What do you do with the idiot on the train who snores so loudly that you hear him two cars away? 269684[/snapback] Throw him out over the next bridge and return quietly to your seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 thanks! that's great advice! you know I'm going to do it anyway 269801[/snapback] As would I. As would I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Should I fold or crumple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 Should I fold or crumple? 269812[/snapback] Fold. Crumpling is way to feminine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mary owen Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 As would I. As would I. 269811[/snapback]   it's been sent. still waiting for the reply.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Should I fold or crumple? 269812[/snapback] Â It is 2005 man, you should have flushable baby wipes by now. TP is only used to dab dry the area after cleaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 ......So I assume you're using an appliance that features something like a hollow point 124gr. 9mm FMJ? 269827[/snapback] I prefer shotguns in this particular instance. Firing for effect. Â I have a couple of 9MMs but I don't shoot them very often anymore. My current preferred caliber for handgun is .45ACP. I use 230 grain JHP Remington Golden Sabre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJsackedagain Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Paper or plastic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 .....That won't give you as much splatter.What fun is that? 269840[/snapback] Hence the shotgun, matey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 Paper or plastic? 269844[/snapback] Where is that even an option anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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