dib Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Received a phone call today, apparently the IRS has a warrant out for my arrest! I contacted a Nigerian Prince for help but so far no luck. I figure if I can capture Bigfoot, I can sell him to make up the money. What to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Jerky Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Give me $1,000 and I can make this all go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Give me $1,000 and I can make this all go away. I suspect there are severe penalties for impersonating an IRS agent, but you may have a good little scheme going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Give me $1,000 and I can make this all go away. I'll do it for $895 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarkLessWagMore Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 (edited) I'll do it for $895 but only if it is in iTunes gift cards. Edited March 8, 2017 by BarkLessWagMore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 I'm thinking if I wear an tin foil hat i can hide from the IRS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Dont turn on your smart TV! They can find you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 I should have expected a bidding war! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Jerky Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 I'm thinking if I wear an tin foil hat i can hide from the IRS I sell those also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Received a phone call today, apparently the IRS has a warrant out for my arrest! I contacted a Nigerian Prince for help but so far no luck. I figure if I can capture Bigfoot, I can sell him to make up the money. What to do? I got such a call and I told caller I work for IRS and that I'd be back with them after I got court order to get the number the person was calling from. *CLICK* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Flee the country with Sebastian the ibis. Go Canes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
145B4IDIE Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Lay off the hooch and study your math Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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