rfk Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 I did what I meant and meant what I did The Bill's should cut me And be rid, rid, rid OMG any other player that was that bad would be gone today. Please Santa Claus, take him away Even a Tuel would more make my day. I invoke Santa Claus and god to do the right thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 I'm not sure about all this jibberish, but Orton really sucked yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Not so much an egg, but I think Orton heard a Who yesterday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfk Posted December 22, 2014 Author Share Posted December 22, 2014 Exactly he is an elephant when he runs. The bills are the dr Seuss of the nfl Hopefully he will hear a you're cut not like your body builder you're cut obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formerly Allan in MD Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 That wasn't an egg, it was a boulder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 /delete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted William's frozen head Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 I invoke Santa Claus and god to do the right thing. Tell us about EJ's last 300 yard game. Oh, wait........ Tell us about EJ's last 200 yard game. (crickets chirping) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenboy81 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 (edited) Orton had time again and again since he has come in and blew it every time..his best pass came when the season was over and he pounds his chest like he did something.. orton is a douche and has always sucked...and to all you ej haters,at least he has class.. Edited December 23, 2014 by goldenboy81 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 A negligent rhyme, a touch of bad verse to point out the fact that the offense is cursed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncle flap Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 My best attempt. A little twist, tweaked for the Bills Offense: “Oh, Baby, the places this offense will go!” "Baby, oh, baby the places this offense will go! The stadiums you will visit! The teams you will mow! The horn-tooting apes From the Jungles of Jorn, Will hoot a big toot On the day you are born …. You will find from your very first moment on the field you’re surrounded by new fans who's joy is hard to conceal!! … While you are busy growing we’re all busy counting the days till we meet you- excitement is mounting! … You’ll find this team's a great place to begin, but it could use some help- which is where you come in. So now, As my voice burble-urps in your ear- with a bump-thumpy sound that is not very clear- the words I am saying you hear in your helmet, and know that I wish you the very best start. It’s a scrumptulous League and it’s ready to greet you, And as for myself… well… I can’t wait to meet you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfk Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 My best attempt. A little twist, tweaked for the Bills Offense: "Oh, Baby, the places this offense will go!" "Baby, oh, baby the places this offense will go! The stadiums you will visit! The teams you will mow! The horn-tooting apes From the Jungles of Jorn, Will hoot a big toot On the day you are born …. You will find from your very first moment on the field you're surrounded by new fans who's joy is hard to conceal!! … While you are busy growing we're all busy counting the days till we meet you- excitement is mounting! … You'll find this team's a great place to begin, but it could use some help- which is where you come in. So now, As my voice burble-urps in your ear- with a bump-thumpy sound that is not very clear- the words I am saying you hear in your helmet, and know that I wish you the very best start. It's a scrumptulous League and it's ready to greet you, And as for myself… well… I can't wait to meet you!" Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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