T-Bone Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and red sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window, a Patriot towel. Peyton looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said, "So what's your point, Peyton?" Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's mine." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, Godwas showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and red sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window, a Patriot towel. Peyton looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said, "So what's your point, Peyton?" Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's mine." 220879[/snapback] /yawn heard it already with Brady dies and sees Roethelissinsisnsinwhatever's house Moss dies and see's Favre's house Shula dies and see's Parcells' house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Well, I hadn't seen it before and I thought it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch19079 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 /yawn heard it already with Brady dies and sees Roethelissinsisnsinwhatever's house Moss dies and see's Favre's house Shula dies and see's Parcells' house 220884[/snapback] i just want to see it once, where Brady dies. thats all. i hate that D-bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone Posted January 27, 2005 Author Share Posted January 27, 2005 Well, I hadn't seen it before and I thought it was funny. 220888[/snapback] Thanks aussiew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone Posted January 27, 2005 Author Share Posted January 27, 2005 i just want to see it once, where Brady dies. thats all. i hate that D-bag. 220889[/snapback] Why not write one yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vetriano Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 good joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 What's so funny? There is no god! [runs for cover] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Why not write one yourself? 220900[/snapback] OK, here goes. Tom Brady dies and goes to Heaven. God takes one look at him and says, "Get the Hell out of here you scumbag!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 OK, here goes.Tom Brady dies and goes to Heaven. God takes one look at him and says, "Get the Hell out of here you scumbag!" 221097[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 221098[/snapback] Thank you. Thank you very much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Why not write one yourself? 220900[/snapback] headline in next month's edition of The Advocate's sports section: Tom Brady has a new favorite receiver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 we just did this with the steelers and it's still funney . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Wheels Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 These are funnier: Q: What has 400 feet and 3 teeth? A: The first row of the end zone seats at Gillette Stadium. Q: What do you have when 100 Patriots fans are buried up to their neck in sand? A: Not enough sand. Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Patriots fan in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: What do Patriots fans use for birth control? A: Their personalities. Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Patriots fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? A: Shoot the Patriots Fan.......Twice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 These are funnier: 221117[/snapback] Why yes, they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navy Chief Navy Pride Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 These are funnier: Q: What has 400 feet and 3 teeth? A: The first row of the end zone seats at Gillette Stadium. Q: What do you have when 100 Patriots fans are buried up to their neck in sand? A: Not enough sand. Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Patriots fan in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: What do Patriots fans use for birth control? A: Their personalities. Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Patriots fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? A: Shoot the Patriots Fan.......Twice! 221117[/snapback] definitly funnier than that pile of T-Bone called a joke I read at first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 definitly funnier than that pile of T-Bone called a joke I read at first! 221130[/snapback] What up Sea Bee? OS2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navy Chief Navy Pride Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 What up Sea Bee? OS2 221131[/snapback] What up? Where you at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 What up? Where you at? 221135[/snapback] Reserves now; San Jose, CA. You down south at Hueneme? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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