gravytrain Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 check out this site on the wonderlic test. pretty funny http://walterfootball.com/draftwonderlic.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 check out this site on the wonderlic test. pretty funny http://walterfootball.com/draftwonderlic.php If this is truly indicative of a real Wonderlic test, I weep for the stupidity of the average NFL player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gravytrain Posted October 1, 2011 Author Share Posted October 1, 2011 If this is truly indicative of a real Wonderlic test, I weep for the stupidity of the average NFL player. true. but even funnier is the third paragraph that mentions fitzpatrick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 true. but even funnier is the third paragraph that mentions fitzpatrick... Ha! I missed that the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estelle Getty Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Ha! I missed that the first time. I actually emailed them last week and told them 2 change it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton Fitzsimmons Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Hard to believe we're 3-0 with nothing more than a backup QB under center, gents! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonborn10 Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 I got 45...i bet the average SEC backfield wouldn't be over 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 If this is truly indicative of a real Wonderlic test, I weep for the stupidity of the average NFL player. I weep for the stupidity of ne'er-do-well Walter Cherepinsky, and all who put any credence to the crap he spews... About me: Screen Name: SOS Walter Web Sites: www.walterfootball.com www.idiotsonmyfloor.com TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Walt Birthday: Aug. 6 Birthplace: NE Philly Current Location: NE Philly Eye Color: Green Hair Color: Brown Height: 5-8 Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: Russian The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals. I guess those aren't shoes. Your Weakness: Taking pictures when I'm drunk, and starting fights at McDonalds. Your Fears: Failure Your Perfect Pizza: Station Pizza Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get 10 million hits/month on my Web sites, publish book, sell movie scripts. Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: mmmmmblehblehblehblehbleh. Thoughts First Waking Up: Is it after noon? Your Best Physical Feature: My huge ass. Your Bedtime: Around 4 p.m. Your Most Missed Memory: Recess in grade school Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi -- gotta support Penn State MacDonalds or Burger King: What the hell is MACdonalds, it's McDonalds, !@#$s. Single or Group Dates: Depends on person Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple Chocolate or Vanilla: Both Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither Do you Smoke: No Do you Swear: **** this Do you Sing: all the time Do you Shower Daily: I try to Have you Been in Love: Once Do you want to go to College: I don't want to leave Do you want to get Married: Eventually Do you belive in yourself: No, I'm not real. Do you get Motion Sickness: No BLAH Do you think you are Attractive: Not without makeup Are you a Health Freak: Only Monday-Friday Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time Do you like Thunderstorms: Only in late June and July between 7-11 a.m. Do you play an Instrument: Does the triangle count? In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I hope so In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I don't eat boxes In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No I had a bad experience with Robot Sushi Man In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah In the past month have you been Dumped: No In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes tee hee In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No Ever been Drunk: Yeah Ever been called a Tease: No Ever been Beaten up: No Ever Shoplifted: No How do you want to Die: What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Sports Writer/on ATH/Author/Movie Writer What country would you most like to Visit: USA In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: Brown Favourite Hair Color: Blond Short or Long Hair: Long Height: 5'2-5'6 Weight: Not heavy Best Clothing Style: Dresses well Number of Drugs I have taken: 0 Number of CDs I own: 15 Number of Piercings: 0 Number of Tattoos: 0 Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSBill Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 I weep for the stupidity of ne'er-do-well Walter Cherepinsky, and all who put any credence to the crap he spews... About me: Screen Name: SOS Walter Web Sites: www.walterfootball.com www.idiotsonmyfloor.com TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Walt Birthday: Aug. 6 Birthplace: NE Philly Current Location: NE Philly Eye Color: Green Hair Color: Brown Height: 5-8 Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: Russian The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals. I guess those aren't shoes. Your Weakness: Taking pictures when I'm drunk, and starting fights at McDonalds. Your Fears: Failure Your Perfect Pizza: Station Pizza Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get 10 million hits/month on my Web sites, publish book, sell movie scripts. Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: mmmmmblehblehblehblehbleh. Thoughts First Waking Up: Is it after noon? Your Best Physical Feature: My huge ass. Your Bedtime: Around 4 p.m. Your Most Missed Memory: Recess in grade school Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi -- gotta support Penn State MacDonalds or Burger King: What the hell is MACdonalds, it's McDonalds, !@#$s. Single or Group Dates: Depends on person Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple Chocolate or Vanilla: Both Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither Do you Smoke: No Do you Swear: **** this Do you Sing: all the time Do you Shower Daily: I try to Have you Been in Love: Once Do you want to go to College: I don't want to leave Do you want to get Married: Eventually Do you belive in yourself: No, I'm not real. Do you get Motion Sickness: No BLAH Do you think you are Attractive: Not without makeup Are you a Health Freak: Only Monday-Friday Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time Do you like Thunderstorms: Only in late June and July between 7-11 a.m. Do you play an Instrument: Does the triangle count? In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I hope so In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I don't eat boxes In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No I had a bad experience with Robot Sushi Man In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah In the past month have you been Dumped: No In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes tee hee In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No Ever been Drunk: Yeah Ever been called a Tease: No Ever been Beaten up: No Ever Shoplifted: No How do you want to Die: What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Sports Writer/on ATH/Author/Movie Writer What country would you most like to Visit: USA In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: Brown Favourite Hair Color: Blond Short or Long Hair: Long Height: 5'2-5'6 Weight: Not heavy Best Clothing Style: Dresses well Number of Drugs I have taken: 0 Number of CDs I own: 15 Number of Piercings: 0 Number of Tattoos: 0 Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 What? That's the MySpace profile of the idiot man-child behind WalterFootball... Link - Walter on MySpace (Also - Walter On Facebook) Think about that, next time you think you mistakenly think that moron has any more insight or info than any other teenager with just enough computer skills to put up a web site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPicc2114 Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Paragraph 3 made me crack up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 That's the MySpace profile of the idiot man-child behind WalterFootball... Link - Walter on MySpace (Also - Walter On Facebook) Think about that, next time you think you mistakenly think that moron has any more insight or info than any other teenager with just enough computer skills to put up a web site. Foud his "Jerks of the week" section, it's actually pretty funny. http://walterfootball.com/jerksoftheweek.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 (edited) Foud his "Jerks of the week" section, it's actually pretty funny. http://walterfootball.com/jerksoftheweek.php Yeah, I've been on his site and admit that he's got the dry, cynical, caustic sense of humor that I occasionally find amusing (as they say - 'once in while, even a blind squirrel finds an acorn'), but he' basically a typical Philadelphia wise-ass who early on in life found an easy way to earn a living without working... 'Walter Cherepinsky was a senior at Central High School in Philadelphia when he created WalterFootball.com...Now 25 years old, he currently makes over $100,000 a year from advertising revenue from his site and his blog will be syndicated in USA Today.' . Edited October 2, 2011 by The Senator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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