justnzane Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 (edited) http://www.onionspor...o-with-2,26141/ BUFFALO, NY—Following their thrilling 38-35 week-two victory over the Oakland Raiders Sunday, the Buffalo Bills expressed confusion over what the hell they were supposed to do with their two wins now that they have them. "I hope we get to keep these, because a lot of the guys really like these wins," said quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick, helping teammates build a special shelf in the corner of the locker room where the team intends to keep the wins. "I bet you if we lose this week the league will try to take them away from us, but we're not going to let 'em. We love these wins." As of press time, several players had asked head coach Chan Gailey whether the NFL had a rewards program in which wins could be cashed in for flight upgrades or similar prizes. At least the Bills are getting some legit recognition. Now which former Bill would believe that there is a cash rewards program for wins? My money would be on Billy Joe Hobert. Edited September 24, 2011 by justnzane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton Fitzsimmons Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 http://www.onionspor...o-with-2,26141/ At least the Bills are getting some legit recognition. Now which former Bill would believe that there is a cash rewards program for wins? My money would be on Billy Joe Hobert. Billy Joe Hobert is THE WHIP! The dude never cracked open a playbook, but managed to stick around and collect a handsome check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 I am so done with this team... The Onion usually does much better - we can't even merit decent parody, dammit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted September 24, 2011 Author Share Posted September 24, 2011 I am so done with this team... The Onion usually does much better - we can't even merit decent parody, dammit! That actually might be a sign of improvement that the Onion can't parody us that well, or the fact that the Onion really got screwed by Comedy Central with Sportsdome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 http://www.onionspor...o-with-2,26141/ At least the Bills are getting some legit recognition. Now which former Bill would believe that there is a cash rewards program for wins? My money would be on Billy Joe Hobert. The Onion is great, you don't get recognized there unless its news worthy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in Chicago Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 I am so done with this team... The Onion usually does much better - we can't even merit decent parody, dammit! They should borrow ieatcrayonz from us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelmonSmith6378 Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Never watched Onion before, sounds like a Sports Soup ripoff. Speaking of Sports Soup, look what I found! You either love or hate this show and I LOVE it! http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNZkxuc5dmw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted September 24, 2011 Author Share Posted September 24, 2011 (edited) Never watched Onion before, sounds like a Sports Soup ripoff. Speaking of Sports Soup, look what I found! You either love or hate this show and I LOVE it! http://youtube.com/watch?v=DNZkxuc5dmw It's actually the other way around, the Onion has been around much longer than the Soup.That and the Onion generally spoofs real news and charades as news syndicate that some chinese writers occasionally take as real news to be redistributed in mainland china. Edited September 24, 2011 by justnzane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelmonSmith6378 Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 It's actually the other way around, the Onion has been around much longer than the Soup. Srry, meant Sportsdome. Sports Soup is still funny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsBiker Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 listen fellas.. any publicity is good publicity GO Bills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pondslider Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Srry, meant Sportsdome. Sports Soup is still funny though. Sportsdome is the Onion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 The Onion was funny ten years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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