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A boy goes to school wearing a BILLS jersey and his teacher ask

why are you a BILLS fan the little boy replys

my mom's a BILLS fan

my dad's a BILLS fan

So I'm a BILLS fan

The teacher says you know there are 32 other teams you don't have to like what your parents like

What if your mom was a hooker and your dad was a dope dealer?

The boy replys "THEN I WOULD BE A RAIDER FAN"

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A boy goes to school wearing a BILLS jersey and his teacher ask

why are you a BILLS fan the little boy replys

my mom's a BILLS fan

my dad's a BILLS fan

So I'm a BILLS fan

The teacher says you know there are 32 other teams you don't have to like what your parents like

What if your mom was a hooker and your dad was a dope dealer?

The boy replys "THEN I WOULD BE A RAIDER FAN"

 

Good one.

 

- Raider joe's birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

 

- Raider joe studied his family tree only to discover that he was the sap.

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Ralph Wilson is so cheap he can't even afford to pay attention to the game

 

At least you know the OWNERS name... and didn't call him Ralph Hilton.

 

That joke made absolutely no sense... the use of afford doesn't apply to... never mind; it would take intelligence to comprehend the explanation.

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That's it. That post was so often I'm now a Raider fan. Screw the Bills, if the Raiders have fans like this I MUST be a part of it.

 

The Bills are going down today! We have the best rushing attack in the league and our receivers can beat your receivers in a track race running backwards. Our defense is also the best in the league with the most amazingest defensive line eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus everyone one else on this team rocks.

 

Did you know that we rested most of our good palyers last week against the broncos because we didn't want them to get hurt.

 

 

Here are the x-factors today

 

1. We will put immense pressure on fitzgerald. He will suck today like he sucked last year.

 

2. We will stop your rushing attack. Fred tayler must be 40 years old by now, why is he even still in the league.

 

3. We will rush the ball down your throat. I heard you have a linebacker named kelsay. He is so slow that it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

 

4. We will spot your team 500 yards in penalties and turnovers today because we are a bunch of undisciplined players that have HEART!!!!!!!!!

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What does 1 Raiders fan call 1 Bills fan???? Judge.

 

What do 5 Raiders fans call 1 Bills fan????? Boss.

 

What do 100 Raiders fans call 1 Bills fan??? Warden.

 

Jason Campbell is so stupid, he gave Jamarcus Russell a blow job because he is out of work.

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