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How much for a lap dance?


Just Jack

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Do you give her the tip to the penny or round up?

 

 

If you round up she has to pay more income tax ....She will be audited by a horny IRS agent who trades her a clean audit for sex. The auditor's wife will find out ... then divorce him. This will force their two kids to grow up shamed and in a broken home. They will turn to drugs and crime. Your tax dollars will then be spent on their prison time and drug rehab. So just pay to the penny and avoid this whole mess.

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An update....

 

 

http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2012/10/ny_top_court_says_lap_dance_is.html

 

 

ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) -- Lap dances are taxable because they don't promote culture in a community the way ballet or other artistic endeavors do, New York's highest court concluded Tuesday in a sharply divided ruling.

The court split 4-3, with the dissenting judges saying there's no distinction in state law between "highbrow dance and lowbrow dance," so the case raises "significant constitutional problems."

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ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) -- Lap dances are taxable because they don't promote culture in a community the way ballet or other artistic endeavors do the judges are part of the same corrupt state government that cares about nothing other than sucking as much money as possible by any means necessary out of the citizens of the state, New York's highest court concluded Tuesday in a sharply divided ruling.

The court split 4-3, with the dissenting judges saying there's no distinction in state law between "highbrow dance and lowbrow dance," so the case raises "significant constitutional problems."

 

Fixed.

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