Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 hahahaha best. poster. ever. (for accurate representation of reality) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Ryan's Lapband Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 From 1988 to 1993 -- which I consider the "heyday" -- the Jets were something like 1-11 against the Bills in the regular season. But hey, what do I know. good thing you changed that. I was wondering how we played 14 games in 6 years, but hey... what do I know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 I'm not one to rub people's face in the dirt unless it is a real face and real dirt but you guys sure are having a tough year huh? I mean 0-3 and now to have to face a team that is pretty much unvinceable. Maybe you'll get to win some other game. I really did not come here to brag none because although I am a Jets guy it's not like football is the end of the world or nothing. I came to tell a funny story that could have ended up a lot funnier. I got a call the other day that I might have a job on Monday afternoon or Tuesday morning helping a certain quarterback to be removed from the Jets facility in a way so he knows to never come back. Me and Vincenzo were supposed to show up and when a certain dude had packed his stuff up we were supposed to "escort" him and his sister to his car. I think he was supposed to end up looking like Celtic Soulja looks after one of his Saturday night altercations. Otherwords not good. End of story is that Rex called and said some other team got him for the same reason first but has to keep him for two weeks. Rex said there is no way he could have this guy around for two weeks and that I might get a call from a fed up guy named Jack soon. I'm not sure what to make of it. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. What part of Jersey you from? Good post, funny stuff. You might get a call from Jack right around Boxing Day - but the Jets will finished by then, so why bother? Buffalo Bills--- 44 New Jersey Jets- 3 GO BILLSSS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. ChumChums Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 (edited) Some words have more than one meaning so maybe I should explain because I forgot I was talking to people from the sticks. Funny stuff can make you laugh. And sometimes smacking around guys with Justin Beaver hair does make me laugh but that's not what I meant. Funny can also mean unexpected or odd. That's the kind of funny I meant because I been talking to you guys on and off here and now I was possibly going to be working over a QB you had. I hope I explained it so you can understand now. And maybe I can also explain to not call me dumb because in the long run you might feel dumb for saying it. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. No disrespect to guidos, but you type like a guido. I have guido friends, and they sound like you type. I can't help but read your posts with a guido monologue in my head. Edited September 29, 2010 by Mr. ChumChums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Ryan's Lapband Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 What part of Jersey you from? Good post, funny stuff. You might get a call from Jack right around Boxing Day - but the Jets will finished by then, so why bother? Buffalo Bills--- 44 New Jersey Jets- 3 GO BILLSSS!!!! ahh... the wonderful old "New Jersey Jets" dig. That's cool, but you do realize that the Bills don't play in Buffalo, right? According to you, they would be the Orchard Park and Toronto Bills. At least the Jets play their home games in this country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOBILLS78 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 good thing you changed that. I was wondering how we played 14 games in 6 years, but hey... what do I know? I know, I was pulling some serious Spagnola math there for a second. But hey, he got a 900 on his SATs, so what do I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Ryan's Lapband Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 I know, I was pulling some serious Spagnola math there for a second. But hey, he got a 900 on his SATs, so what do I know. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeMonkey Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 I'm not one to rub people's face in the dirt unless it is a real face and real dirt but you guys sure are having a tough year huh? I mean 0-3 and now to have to face a team that is pretty much unvinceable. Maybe you'll get to win some other game. Hah hah, !@#$ing NYC retard Typical Jets fan. In an effort to help the mentally challenged: in·vin·ci·ble /ɪnˈvɪnsəbəl/ Show Spelled[in-vin-suh-buhl] –adjective 1. incapable of being conquered, defeated, or subdued. I believe that is the word you were trying to use. But even that is incorrect as they have already lost a game this season. Please go back to your own kind and kiss Fatboy Ryans ass a little more. He misses you. ahh... the wonderful old "New Jersey Jets" dig. That's cool, but you do realize that the Bills don't play in Buffalo, right? According to you, they would be the Orchard Park and Toronto Bills. At least the Jets play their home games in this country. But none in their "home" state. But if it helps, I wish NYC was actually part of NJ instead of NY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Syracuse Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Some words have more than one meaning so maybe I should explain because I forgot I was talking to people from the sticks. Funny stuff can make you laugh. And sometimes smacking around guys with Justin Beaver hair does make me laugh but that's not what I meant. Funny can also mean unexpected or odd. That's the kind of funny I meant because I been talking to you guys on and off here and now I was possibly going to be working over a QB you had. I hope I explained it so you can understand now. And maybe I can also explain to not call me dumb because in the long run you might feel dumb for saying it. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. Lets get a few things straight. 1. The Bills aren't a great football team. Coming here and ripping them isn't all that bright considering most of our fans have said things about the team far worse than anything you'll say. 2. Last year you walked into the playoffs because two teams rolled over on you. 3. We beat you in your house last year and we're freaking TERRIBLE! 4. Coming here and making comments about the "sticks" and intelligence is hysterical considering you're Jets fan. Even more hysterical considering that the majority of the area where your fans are from smells like and overly used port-o-potty. 5. The Jets have sucked for decades. You haven't won a super bowl, nor made it to the super bowl in decades. Why don't you win a trophy before you get too excited otherwise you'll just end up despondent (that means sad) at the end of this year like every other year. 6. Thank God "Jets" only has four letters, otherwise I doubt you could spell it. Now go get in your Camaro and get your ass back in school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 i'm predicting a bills upset victory......i think the bills defense will muster whatever pride they have and show up this week. i look for a couple of mark sanchez interceptions returned for touchdowns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 Um... you know that the SATs are scored up to 1600, right? I'm sure you're a smart enough guy, but your story doesn't make any sense. Seriously, re-read it. What are you talking about? What QB were you going to escort out of the Jets facility, Kellen Clemens? And you were asked to beat him up? But that plan got iced because the Jags claimed Edwards?? Huh? You guys is pretty dense up there huh? Maybe if you understood the SATs are out of 1000 you would also understand that Rex was guessing that nobody else in a good frame of mind would take that QB. It's just Rex would like to have him to make the game even uglier. I think he was surprised at the Florida guys actions. At least for now nobody is beating up Kellen Clemens. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Ryan's Lapband Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 But none in their "home" state. But if it helps, I wish NYC was actually part of NJ instead of NY. Also, none in another country. Sorry, the Bills are the one team that can't give us **** for playing in another state.(Them , and perhaps the Irving Cowboys) You've lost all credibility in this matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddaryl Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 (edited) How do you like those PSL's and increased ticket prices... you may be "unvinceable" (not really but I'll go with it) but your getting raped for your ticket prices... SO take that you big sissy... We'll see who's laughing when we get ot draft #1 overall... meanwhile I bet the farm you don't make it past the division playoff game. Yeah that's gotta hurt ! PS SAT Scores.... 800 on each of 3 tests (math, critical reading and writing) for a grand total of 2400 Edited September 29, 2010 by ddaryl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOBILLS78 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 You guys is pretty dense up there huh? Maybe if you understood the SATs are out of 1000 you would also understand that Rex was guessing that nobody else in a good frame of mind would take that QB. It's just Rex would like to have him to make the game even uglier. I think he was surprised at the Florida guys actions. At least for now nobody is beating up Kellen Clemens. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. Wait, wait, wait. I thought I was just playing along with a satirical character. Don't tell me you're actually a real Jets fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Ryan's Lapband Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 How do you like those PSL's and increased ticket prices... you may be "unvinceable" (not really but I'll go with it) but your getting raped for your ticket prices... SO take that you big sissy... We'll see who's laughing when we get ot draft #1 overall... meanwhile I bet the farm you don't make it past the division playoff game. Yeah that's gotta hurt ! Better PSLs then taxpayer-financed stadiums. I hope you enjoy the "ralph" because there aren't any more Welfare stadiums that are going to be built in this broke-ass state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. ChumChums Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 You guys is pretty dense up there huh? Maybe if you understood the SATs are out of 1000 you would also understand that Rex was guessing that nobody else in a good frame of mind would take that QB. It's just Rex would like to have him to make the game even uglier. I think he was surprised at the Florida guys actions. At least for now nobody is beating up Kellen Clemens. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. Ahh...now I KNOW he's bull-shitting all of us!! He's just a Jets fan trying to get us all riled up and entertained! Well, good sir, you have succeeded in entertaining me. Please stick around so we can be entertained some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K Gun Special Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Also, none in another country. Sorry, the Bills are the one team that can't give us **** for playing in another state.(Them , and perhaps the Irving Cowboys) You've lost all credibility in this matter. bc every team plays with city limits? cmon man thats weak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Buffalo Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 I'm not one to rub people's face in the dirt unless it is a real face and real dirt but you guys sure are having a tough year huh? I mean 0-3 and now to have to face a team that is pretty much unvinceable. Maybe you'll get to win some other game. I really did not come here to brag none because although I am a Jets guy it's not like football is the end of the world or nothing. I came to tell a funny story that could have ended up a lot funnier. I got a call the other day that I might have a job on Monday afternoon or Tuesday morning helping a certain quarterback to be removed from the Jets facility in a way so he knows to never come back. Me and Vincenzo were supposed to show up and when a certain dude had packed his stuff up we were supposed to "escort" him and his sister to his car. I think he was supposed to end up looking like Celtic Soulja looks after one of his Saturday night altercations. Otherwords not good. End of story is that Rex called and said some other team got him for the same reason first but has to keep him for two weeks. Rex said there is no way he could have this guy around for two weeks and that I might get a call from a fed up guy named Jack soon. I'm not sure what to make of it. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. LICK MY BALL SACK!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeMonkey Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Also, none in another country. Sorry, the Bills are the one team that can't give us **** for playing in another state.(Them , and perhaps the Irving Cowboys) You've lost all credibility in this matter. Perhaps you heard of the NFL forcing teams to play games out of the country? Yes, even the J E T S. I'm not saying that's why the Bills play in Toronto (that was just the Bills owner wanting some more cash in his pocket), but out of the country play is not limited to the Bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Also, none in another country. Sorry, the Bills are the one team that can't give us **** for playing in another state.(Them , and perhaps the Irving Cowboys) You've lost all credibility in this matter. well...Dallas is "America's" team....the Bills are "North America's" team....the New Jersey Jets are New Jersey's team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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