Benjamin Barker Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Here's another happy one (not all of mine have been negative guys!) fallen defenders lay hopeless in the wake of number twenty-one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 (edited) if you guys dont know, a haiku is 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third a lot of these are not haikus Dude, your crappy haiku does not even rhyme. Edited September 8, 2010 by ieatcrayonz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Billy Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Wildcat's for pussies We will smash it down their throats With Earth, Wind, and Fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 hot dogs on the grill beer and games and girls in shorts glorious football --- endlessly waiting the bathroom line never moves just go in the lot --- the wildcat is fierce as the bison is helpless predator and prey --- drunken fans begin their chorus of boos and jeers in the third quarter --- angrily honking sad fans wait through the traffic in disappointment --- smoke slowly rises as ricky williams lights his pipe of victory --- No doubt you're a troll Negative and immature Please leave forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akm0404 Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 People get upset When their team loses yearly. Lash out at reason. Dude, your crappy haiku does not even rhyme. Too many crayons, you have eaten. Haiku need not rhyme. So sayeth 10th grade English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Billy Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 You say 10th grade english taught you haikus don't need to rhyme? Well I think you need to stay in school if you don't even know a haiku's line structure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThrillIsGone Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 CJ Spiller Scores Lee Evans Grabs One or Two Dolphins hang their heads!!! Lordy I HATE MIAMI!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Sunday come game time Buffalo fires up the grill Mahi-Mahi, rare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joejoebills Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 I'm pumped for Sunday The Bills will surprise this year CJ Spiller rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre Speed Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Ribs and Beer Taste Great Trent Just Threw For Three Hundred I Just Pooped My Pants WINNER ! ~AS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akm0404 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Good: Three sacks for Maybin. The Bills make me wanna shout. Two Edwards touchdowns, no doubt. Bad: Oh and four? Oh crap. This can only mean one thing: Bring on the blackouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair GM Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 hot dogs on the grill beer and games and girls in shorts glorious football --- endlessly waiting the bathroom line never moves just go in the lot --- the wildcat is fierce as the bison is helpless predator and prey --- drunken fans begin their chorus of boos and jeers in the third quarter --- angrily honking sad fans wait through the traffic in disappointment --- smoke slowly rises as ricky williams lights his pipe of victory --- Banjamin Barker You put the "D" in D-Bag Shut the front door, tool! if you guys dont know, a haiku is 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third a lot of these are not haikus Actually, you're wrong...look it up, then come back and apologize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motel_Sandwich Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 hey phin fan.. yeah you come here and smell my finger your mom sure stinks eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan1959 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 hot dogs on the grill beer and games and girls in shorts glorious football --- endlessly waiting the bathroom line never moves just go in the lot --- the wildcat is fierce as the bison is helpless predator and prey --- drunken fans begin their chorus of boos and jeers in the third quarter --- angrily honking sad fans wait through the traffic in disappointment --- smoke slowly rises as ricky williams lights his pipe of victory --- Trolls roam this website spewing nonsense far and wide Just instigating Pontificating But not making any points Amusing themselves We beg and we plead Please stop and just go away Our cries all in vain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyd19 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 (edited) Phins Suck Tuna Dick Lynch Is Gonna Stab Someone Rape Them At The Ralph Edited September 9, 2010 by tonyd19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince88 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 (edited) Henni throws to Byrd. touchdown Bills. As you can see I sucked in English Thats all I got Edited September 9, 2010 by fansince88 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan1959 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Phins Suck Tuna Dick Lynch Is Gonna Stab Someone Rape Them At The Ralph You're not by chance writing to us from inside a prison? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyd19 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 (edited) You're not by chance writing to us from inside a prison? I can be a tad dark sometimes, but I can assure you, I am a highly functioning and productive member of society. Phins Suck Tuna Dick Lynch Is Gonna Stab Someone Rape Them At The Ralph Oh. just thought of this .....you could replace "rape them at the Ralph" with "gang raped at the Ralph" and it still works.....Haiku's are fun! Edited September 9, 2010 by tonyd19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan1959 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 I can be a tad dark sometimes, but I can assure you, I am a highly functioning and productive member of society. Oh. just thought of this .....you could replace "rape them at the Ralph" with "gang raped at the Ralph" and it still works.....Haiku's are fun! Glad you're on our side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Billy Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Armchair GM- "Actually, you're wrong...look it up, then come back and apologize." Actually he was right, YOU apologize. I looked it up for him. "A haiku is a non-rhymed verse genre.There are five syllables in the first line, seven in the second and five again in the last line. The word Haiku comes from the Japanese word meaning "Light Verse."" Note it also specifies non-rhyming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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