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China's rental market includes cars, office spaces, oh, and white people

 

Chinese companies are willing to shell out big bucks for white people to join them at events and in business as fake employees or business partners.

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Zatkin was given roughly $300, a free flight to a small city in the central province of Henan and a few Russian models to escort him around so long as he delivered a speech at the grand opening of a jewelry store at the location. The speech was provided to him. So what does it take to qualify? It’s pretty simple. Be white, speak no Chinese, don’t speak unless you are spoken to and pretend you’re a jet-setter.

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China's rental market includes cars, office spaces, oh, and white people

 

Chinese companies are willing to shell out big bucks for white people to join them at events and in business as fake employees or business partners.

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Zatkin was given roughly $300, a free flight to a small city in the central province of Henan and a few Russian models to escort him around so long as he delivered a speech at the grand opening of a jewelry store at the location. The speech was provided to him. So what does it take to qualify? It's pretty simple. Be white, speak no Chinese, don't speak unless you are spoken to and pretend you're a jet-setter.

 

Can I substitute Brazilian or Italian models for the Russians? Always preferred the darker women myself.

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Sounds legit...I'm in!

 

Sort of related to that is a story I read in some magazine years ago (GQ maybe?) about crashing NBA events and picking up hot gold diggers. The article interviewed some guys who basically said if you are a tall, somewhat athletic black guy all you had to do was invest in a nice $1000-2000 suit and show up and act the part. The guys said it worked like a charm. I always wanted to give it a try (minus the tall, black and nice suit part).

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China's rental market includes cars, office spaces, oh, and white people

 

Chinese companies are willing to shell out big bucks for white people to join them at events and in business as fake employees or business partners.

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Zatkin was given roughly $300, a free flight to a small city in the central province of Henan and a few Russian models to escort him around so long as he delivered a speech at the grand opening of a jewelry store at the location. The speech was provided to him. So what does it take to qualify? It’s pretty simple. Be white, speak no Chinese, don’t speak unless you are spoken to and pretend you’re a jet-setter.

 

 

You can also be a a "jet setting lover" I know my wife believes I qualify for this role. B-)

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China's rental market includes cars, office spaces, oh, and white people

 

Chinese companies are willing to shell out big bucks for white people to join them at events and in business as fake employees or business partners.

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Zatkin was given roughly $300, a free flight to a small city in the central province of Henan and a few Russian models to escort him around so long as he delivered a speech at the grand opening of a jewelry store at the location. The speech was provided to him. So what does it take to qualify? It’s pretty simple. Be white, speak no Chinese, don’t speak unless you are spoken to and pretend you’re a jet-setter.

 

 

Sweet! I got that sh$t down to a science!

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Sounds legit...I'm in!

 

Sort of related to that is a story I read in some magazine years ago (GQ maybe?) about crashing NBA events and picking up hot gold diggers. The article interviewed some guys who basically said if you are a tall, somewhat athletic black guy all you had to do was invest in a nice $1000-2000 suit and show up and act the part. The guys said it worked like a charm. I always wanted to give it a try (minus the tall, black and nice suit part).

 

I have a buddy who's black and weighs about 320. He had to go to Wisconsin for work one time and people kept asking him if he played for the Packers. :thumbsup:

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