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Professor Stephen Hawking: Don't Talk To Aliens


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I have 2 theories about Aliens.

 

First and most likely is that Earth is like the Podunk Backwoods of the Universe and all those reported abductions, cow mutliations, anal probes, and crop circles are Intergalactic versions of Cow Tipping

 

Second, the Aliens will just show up one day with a ship full of Dinosaurs and say Hi sorry to bother you, but we were doing some cleaning and realized that we borrowed these a long time ago and forgot to return them. So here, you can have them back

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