dollars 2 donuts Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 248 358 69.3 2,874 8.0 261.3 24 3 112.1 Those numbers, not bad for a 40 year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 And you listen to him you think he's just busting balls. But IMO what is was doing is the M.O. of a true leader/motivator. "The only person that can stop you is you". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPicc2114 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I like when he says.. "Damn Steven, what are you doing in the game.?" Then they run it right at him and he gets destroyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 248 358 69.3 2,874 8.0 261.3 24 3 112.1 Those numbers, not bad for a 40 year old. Pfffft...big deal. I'm 48 and I've put up those numbers this year too. 248 - bowel movements since June 385 - Times I've gotten up in the middle of the night to take a pee. 69.3 - This is a personal number between me and Mrs. Chef. When you're older you need to add that .3 for balance 2,874 - Number of times my joints have cracked this week alone. 8.0 - Number of people that have given me the bird on the freeway for driving with my blinker on 261.3 - Number of times turned down for sex this year. The .3 was from the time I wasn't really serious about it when I asked. 24 - Doctor's visits this year 3 - Number of times the wife said yes to the stat from above 112.1. - The number of times I've walked out of my office to talk to my admin and forgot what I wanted to talk to her about. The .1 was from the time I went to ask her a question when I was in the office alone on a Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Pfffft...big deal. I'm 48 and I've put up those numbers this year too. 385 - Times I've gotten up in the middle of the night to take a pee. Buy a blood glucose meter and get a prostate gland exam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flomoe Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Pfffft...big deal. I'm 48 and I've put up those numbers this year too. 248 - bowel movements since June 385 - Times I've gotten up in the middle of the night to take a pee. 69.3 - This is a personal number between me and Mrs. Chef. When you're older you need to add that .3 for balance 2,874 - Number of times my joints have cracked this week alone. 8.0 - Number of people that have given me the bird on the freeway for driving with my blinker on 261.3 - Number of times turned down for sex this year. The .3 was from the time I wasn't really serious about it when I asked. 24 - Doctor's visits this year 3 - Number of times the wife said yes to the stat from above 112.1. - The number of times I've walked out of my office to talk to my admin and forgot what I wanted to talk to her about. The .1 was from the time I went to ask her a question when I was in the office alone on a Saturday. That is just some funny **** there!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Buy a blood glucose meter and get a prostate gland exam. That post was pretty much fiction however I appreciate your concern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Wow you are an ass. I'd go into more detail explaining why you fit the bill, but it's not worth it. Good luck with your one tooth and your 14 children Come on. Please go into more detail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murra Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Come on. Please go into more detail. The way you came off in that post...was an asshat who thinks that they're better than an iconic all-american hero because he was raised in a different place than you, making him speak differently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STLBILLS15 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 My favorite part was him cutting the sh*t out of Ko Simpson...if Ko was worth as much as he claimed you think he could have gotten out of the way of a 40 something year old QB comin at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 The way you came off in that post...was an asshat who thinks that they're better than an iconic all-american hero because he was raised in a different place than you, making him speak differently. Yea Jimb, I'll bet he loves Cockney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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