\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 'A woman called the police early Saturday morning during an argument with her husband after he claimed that the woman's daughter (his stepdaughter) performed oral sex on him, and the daughter was better at it.' http://www.thecourier.com/Issues/2009/Nov/...0209_story9.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Griffin Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 This happens all the time in Syracuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 That is a doozy. Couple other humorous ones: A man reported early Sunday that a neighbor's boyfriend knocked on her door while intoxicated and created a disturbance by falling down the stairs. He also made threats to the caller by simulating a gun with his hand. The boyfriend was arrested. An intoxicated woman passed out in Nino's Bar on Main Street early Sunday morning. She had vomited everywhere, and other bar patrons got into a fight while trying to help her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 A man at the Wayside Golf Course on Ohio 568 reported that someone damaged one of the holes on the green and stole one of the tee markers. The damage amounted to about $2,600. Damn gophers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 That blows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 That blows yeah, sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Damn gophers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 What about this gem "A man was arrested Saturday for stealing Insane Clown Posse shot glasses at Spencer's Gifts in the Findlay Village Mall." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 What about this gem "A man was arrested Saturday for stealing Insane Clown Posse shot glasses at Spencer's Gifts in the Findlay Village Mall." Anyone seen The Dean recently? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 There's not a whole lot to do in Findlay. It's not even Bowling Green, which at least has the university and a Waffle House. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Why didn't Mrs. Clinton just contact the secret service? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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