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ESPN Employee Tells Secrets Sorry, if this has been discussed, but here is a blog supposedly written by an ESPN employee. There are some interesting tidbits in there, but the John Clayton ponytail made me laugh the most (about half way down the page).

Logically, the pistol offense is a brilliant idea. Your qb is in a half-shotgun, so he can scan the coverage easier than being under center. Your rb is 5 yards from the LOS and runs 2 yards into the handoff, giving him an opportunity to build up a head of steam before hitting the hole, unlike the shotgun handoffs. You can PA off the formation, also. Personally, I don't see what the offense can get any worse, so why not try it out?

I know it's college ball, but LSU, Nevada, and Alabama have run it with success.

Do you think a prank like that could be traced back to me if I make up a fake craigslist account? Would the IP address be traceable?

Thanks for the ideas, specifically the craiglist one (not the rape lol). I'm not going to go into detail on why, but it has to do with a powerful guy that owes us money. The only way to really upset him directly that's safe for us would be with his cell. It's on a previous OTW post of mine if you're interested.

There is somebody I really want to get back at for his treatment of me and my wife. This guy loathes receiving calls on his cell phone that are not business related. So, I want to find a website or service to give his cell phone number to with which he will begin to receive many useless calls. I've tried to find sure-fire ways, but have yet to. Any suggestions?

It's a little sly to take the Bills job the day after National Signing Day for college football, too. That's obviously why we had to wait to find out this news.

Rolando McClain has been coaching/playing a 3-4 for the past three years. Draft him!!

Very predictable thus far.

Barring any trades: 1. Dan Williams DT Tennessee 2. Mike Johnson OG Alabama 3. Ben Tate RB Auburn 4. Micah Johnson LB Kentucky 5. Jarrett Brown QB W Virginia FYI, Mike Johnson of Alabama played guard his entire career, so I highly doubt he's up for OT.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Another quote from the Senior Bowl practices: "Terrence Cody is also a forced to be reckoned with. It’s almost impossible for a single blocker to move Cody out of the hole and sometimes double teams don’t even work. He’s an ideal NT in the NFL and will demand double teams on any running play. While he’s clearly out of shape, he has the talent to be dominate in the NFL if he can develop a stronger work ethic."

Steinbrenner: Well, Buhner was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people loved Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying "Ken Phelps, Ken Phelps." -------- Newman.: Wow, it was McDowell. Jerry: But why? Why McDowell? Kramer: Well, maybe because we were sitting in the right field stands cursing at him in the bullpen all game. Newman:______________

Exactly...when Saban was asked to guess his weight, he was 2 lbs off by guessing 368.

Positives from yesterday about Cody from a UA beat writer's twitter: "Cody just drove Ole Miss' John Jerry straight backward. He may be 370, but he knows how to use it." "Cody just took Southern Cal OL Jeff Byers' lunch money too."

FWIW, Kirby Smart coached the safeties on Saban's Dolphin staff, so he does have NFL experience. But, I think he's waiting on becoming a head coach in the college game within the next few years.

Renee is hotter this season. I think it's definitely the craziness.

Counting last night, Jack Bauer's unofficial kill count is at 201!

Correct. He has started in the 3-4 for three years now.

I agree with most of what you're saying, but don't compare Kiffin's situation with Saban's. Saban lied to grown men....Kiffin lied to young men whose parents trusted him to take care of their children. BIG difference.

I watched every game that Demeco Ryans and Rolando McClain played in college. Rolando is smarter than Demeco (when it comes to football), a better leader than Demeco, a better athlete than Demeco, and has better measurables than Demeco. If you didn't know, Demeco is a 2 time pro bowler, made the all-pro team, and was the ROY.

Rolando is officially in the draft.

For all the McClain supporters, he'll officially announce his decision in < 30 minutes.

proselytize?

I had a friend in St. Louis whose young son was in the children's hospital for a few months. Guess who personally visited him 5 different times in those few months....