Steely Dan

Sources within the Department of Corrections confirmed that Simpson has been allowed to leave his cell and the prison grounds unescorted daily for the last week. "This is a great privilege for inmate Simpson" said an unnamed source "this is a maximum security facility. Most inmates remain in their cell for 23 hours a day" I wonder if he'll be allowed to leave with the disguise he had in his Bronco?

One year with the Pets* offensive players all around him and then going to KC, you make the call. I hope he sucks out big time, not just to make Pioli look like a dimwit but also to make Denver look like fools. I still can't believe they tried to get another QB when they had a pro-bowl QB on the roster.

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I can't believe you said that. Scarface is awesome! Fantastic choice! That movie was so poorly acted that I think Elizabeth Berkely's acting coach was a plank of wood. Just sayin.

Linky Nail Clipper Circumcision 2009 Reader Submission Pending Acceptance A man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment. The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward. "This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said, "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. "Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand." **Since he didn't castrate himself, it's worth at least an honorable mention. SOURCE: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/569...rcumcision.html

You think they Thaied one on before doing that?

What he said!

Through early morning fog I see visions of the things to be The pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see . . . That suicide is painless it brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please. I try to find a way to make all our little joys relate Without that ever-present hate but now I know that it’s too late, and . . .That suicide is painless it brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please. The game of life is hard to play. I’m gonna lose it anyway. The losing card I’ll someday lay so this is all I have to say. That suicide is painless it brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please. The only way to win is cheat and lay it down before I’m beat, and to another give my seat for that’s the only painless feat. That suicide is painless it brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please. The sword of time will pierce our skins it doesn’t hurt when it begins But as it works its way on in the pain grows stronger . . . watch it grin, but . . . That suicide is painless it brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please. A brave man once requested me to answer questions that are key 'Is it to be or not to be' and I replied 'oh why ask me?' That suicide is painless it brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please. And you can do the same thing if you choose. Really don't need to know that. TMI

A vampire walks into a bar and the bartender says; "Ha I bet you want a bloody Mary!" The vampire pulls out a used and says; "No thanks, I'm having tea." BA DUM BUM! Ptsch!

It's the first time I've seen them marketed on TV.

New Cornell fan here!

If I off Deerball can I win?

Umm, that's not what I mean. Do you know the body part that the slang words "fish taco" refer to?

This is why having good grades is a must for football players. Your son probably has a better chance of getting struck by lighting than making a living playing pro-football. With all due respect John, I like you a lot but, you need to re-read the title of this thread. This is about your son John, not you. IMO, you sound like a Hollywood parent who is trying to live vicariously through their child. Right now isn't the time to get upset about this, as I said his chances of playing pro-ball are slim to none. IMO, grades should have been the #1 priority for you to encourage for your son. Football should have been second. The kid needs a career that will carry him if he doesn't make it at football. Sorry if I'm pissing you off it's just my opinion. Help him get his grades up and look for something that might be on the peripheral of sports. If he can get his grades up he might be able to go to Syracuse's Newhouse School of Public Communications. Some notable alumni include: * Contessa Brewer, journalist for MSNBC * Bob Costas, Sportscaster of NBC and HBO Sports * Bob Berenson, former Vice Chairman and General Manager of Grey Global Group * Barry Baker, Management Director/Venture Partner, Boston Ventures * Fred Dressler, former Executive Vice President of Time Warner Cable * Susan Feeney, Managing Editor, NPR’s “Morning Edition” * Eric D. Frankel, President, Warner Bros. Domestic Cable Distribution * Alan Frank, President, Post-Newsweek Stations * Ruth Fremson, Photographer for The New York Times * Brian Frons, President of ABC Daytime * Ed Goren, President of Fox Sports * Steve Grasse, Executive Creative Director/Partner, Gyro Worldwide Inc. * Maureen Grise, Photo Editor, Sports Illustrated * Phil Gurin, Producer, “The Weakest Link” * Robert Halmi Jr., President and CEO, Rob Halmi Entertainment * Deborah Henretta, President-Asian Markets, Procter & Gamble * Richard Kirshenbaum, Chairman/Executive Creative Director, Kirshenbaum Bond & Partners * Larry Kramer, Former President, CBS Digital Media and Founder, Marketwatch.com * Steve Kroft, Correspondent, “60 Minutes” (CBS) * Steven Leeds, Executive Vice President for Talent Relations, Sirius Satellite Radio * Robert Light, Partner, Creative Artists Agency * Arthur Liu, President and CEO, Multicultural Broadcasting Inc. * Jennifer Ludden, NPR Foreign Correspondent * Ann McGrath, Senior Editor, U.S. News & World Report * Joe McNally, Photographer * Jim Morris, President, Lucas Film Inc. * Eric Mower, CEO and Chairman, Eric Mower and Associates * Beth Mowins, Sportscaster, ESPN * Jack Myers, Chief Economist and CEO, Myers Reports Inc. * Michael Perlis, Partner, SOFTBANK Capital Partners * Fred Silverman, President, The Fred Silverman Company * John Sykes, President, MTV Network Development * Dick Stockton, Sportscaster for Fox and Turner Sports * Mike Terpin, President, InternetWire * Mark Tinker, Emmy Award winning television director of “NYPD Blue” and “Deadwood” * Mike Tirico, Sportscaster, ABC and ESPN * Robin Toner, Front Page Political Correspondent, The New York Times * Nick Trigony, President, Cox Broadcasting (retired) * Joyce Tudryne, President, IRTS Foundation * Barry Vetere, Founding Partner, Messner, Vetere, Berger, McNamee & Schmetterer Inc. * Steve Bunin, Sportscaster, ESPN * Jack Cognetta, Time Warner Sports Reporter & General Baller,

'Nuff said.

I will admit being under you is fun too! :wub:

Why? Look at all the dudes the little tramp is under right now!!

Bylaws pertaining to contest threads that are posted on OBD; 1. Any thread started by a tard that is a contest then said tard can participate in aforementioned contest but is expressly prohibited from winning said contest. 2. Anyone unable to understand that this is an obvious bylaw is stupid and therefore cannot win either. You love Dev?! Geez, never really thought about that before, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Better off Dead is a bunch of humorous skits loosely woven with a plot. Great movie! For explaining that to you...I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!!

If you put a separation between the exclamation points it won't cause your stupid post to go way out past the borders. (In my best Oscar LeRoy) Jackass. For being such a tard you are automatically out of the running to win. Also, you're the thread starter so you can't win anyway. It's like the lottery ball picking lady (let the jokes start) can't buy lotter tickets! Dorkmeyer! Why are you call LA Hosers? Oh wait, nevermind.

There's something fishy about that.

I win to infinity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't forget about Superman!!

And why not! Jack-ASS!!