Steely Dan

She'd hit you.

This could give the game of soccer a bad name.

Gangsta Kitty really likes that!!! (Los Gatos, "The Cats")

Isn't a big part of the Flutie magic being able to come back in games? When Flutie lost it was everybody else's fault. When he won tight games it was all his doing. As I stated above, Win = All Flutie, Loss = Everybody else's fault.

Here; http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1229/132402..._0b33a62cd4.jpg See if you can concentrate on the test. You can flip back and forth between tabs now.

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That poor kid. What a life. Arthritis at age 14?! I hope they manage to keep his growth in check and he manages to fill out and grow some cartilage.

Even Brady thought he screwed the pooch on that play until the refs came out and handed them a Christmas gift. That's the first game Bellysick made it clear to Tagliabue that he had the incriminating pictures and eventually Tags had to resign over them. Pneumonic is filling in for them until they get back from vacation. I especially loved Porter's comment about the Pets* and an asterisk. It immediately made me think of the people on this board. He may be a dirty player and a p-head but I love his comments.

2800!!! Jackassess!!!!!!!!

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Mr. Khan J. Tibirius Kirk Ave. Intercourse, PA 66600 You task me. You task me and I shall kill you! I'll chase you 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's flames before I give you up! Wrath Schmath bring it on bonius headius. Does your wife know you're using her computer?

We've identified a vulnerability in the super collider. A single small bird will need to fly along this trench fighting off cannon fire. Then drop a piece of baguette on this tiny hole. This will make the super collider overheat and destroy it. May the force be with you.

If I were a GM I'd take his analysis seriously. He is an expert on who not to draft. They have a lot of talent on this team. They don't have anyone who knows how to use it.

That is one of the dumbest questions ever asked here. That is another one of the dumbest questions ever asked here.

That is absolutely the wrong thing to do to that team. I think it's possible he leaves that game with a career ending injury. It is funny as hell but he's agitating the wrong guys.

For once I'll actually be rooting for the Dolphins to win handily in a game.

DCTom and Damj finally decide to settle their differences http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drk7foUvJtI...feature=related

http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d8...mp;confirm=true This is great. I actually like Joey Porter a little after this interview. Patriots* deserve an *

Dear sir, It has come to our attention that you have threatened legal action against our client (a.k.a.) Steely Dan. It is our contention that you have, around Sept. 2009 to Nov. 2009, caused our client injury such as severe cranial headaches, angst, head bashing and major discombobulation. It has also come to our attention that you have willingly and repeatedly "nyay'd" our client who is the ombudsman of the "Last Post Thread" located at Two Bills Drive. These actions have been looked over by our crack legal team, (not to be confused with our legal team on crack), and we have concluded that you are in direct violation of the Rubble vs. Flintstone decision of 1968. That Supreme Court decision explicitly sets a precedence for the penalties of discombobulating others on the internet. How they knew there would be such a thing as an internet in 1968 isn't important. What is, is that the ruling exists. Therefore you are to send Mr. Dan $200,000,000 and to pay our legal fees of $1,000,000,000 post haste. Sincerely, Bill Whatsamattar billwhatsamattar@upyoursjackass.com You don't even know what ombudsman means! Of course you will once you go to a dictionary and then come back and tell me that you already knew.

http://www.newsherald.com/news/sheriff-78828-baby-box.html According to a news release from the Florida Department of Law Enforcement, investigators learned that on the night of Oct. 30, Baker and Mercer agreed to allow Baker to take permanent custody of the baby. The two arranged to meet at 1:30 a.m. on Oct. 31 at Mercer's residence for Mercer to give the child to Baker. Mercer later reported the child missing at 11:23 a.m.

I've already pointed out that I'm this threads ombudsman. Deal with it. Jackass!!

You're moving the goalpost. Did having a load of guns protect those seven people. It didn't. 'Nuff said. I have no problem with people owning a handgun but it isn't going to be a slam dunk to make you safer. That's all I'm saying.

I know, Obama should've authorized the shooting of those Somali pirates. Oh wait, he did. Obama should've increased our presence in Afghanistan, oh wait, he did. Clinton should have made an attack on Al Quaeda in Afghanistan, oh wait, he did. I'm sure when these guys are questioned they'll say that they attacked the base to see if Obama was prepared.

Explain how you conclude that an army base in a military zone is the same as a base in America.