Randolph Duke

Hey guys, what is the best spot to scalp tickets? My Bills gear will probably increase the price 50% but I flew here without tickets so thems the breaks.

Where is Art Monk? I think he'd be a good comeback story.

Jaysus, BJ Penn is coming in to some BS hawaiian hymn. Looks coked up out of his head.

I hope Florian (upper crust) kicks the snot out of BJ Penn (flamboyantly gay, not that there's anything wrong with that).

My sources are saying it's cellophane poisoning. He wanted the oreos so bad that he didn't unwrap them.

Haven't heard anything on Joe lately. I hope he's doing well.

That is hysterical. Seriously? He's not even in the top half of NFL qb's. At least we have a serviceable backup. Oh wait, no we don't.

The crazy Iranian girl shot Steve and popped herself. Steve was a hell of a guy, but he loved (LOVED) the ladies. It's been going on for years. You would never find a bigger p-hound than Steve. That said, he was a great guy and did a lot for charity in Tennessee and Mississippi.

Respect to McNair. I can't think of a more hardcore warrior in the NFL. Ronnie Lott is a pussoir compared to Steve McNair.

Flutie messiah Mullet flowing in the breeze The People's Q.B.

The logical extension of bad plays is a loss. JP Losman sends his regards from the Meadowlands. Have another sip of TardBrau.

That's right. The Bills are the same TEAM whether Jim Kelly or Todd Collins or Alex Van Pelt is the qb. We should not be assigning praise or blame. Calling out individual players is dumb. Everyone gets pizza and ice cream after the game. Everyone gets a trophy. I give you a trophy, Phil.

When you are that great, licking them (liking them?) is not deviant. It's eccentric. Someday, Doug will come back to judge the living and the dead.

Doug Flutie is a god among men. He is to be worshiped and feared. If I ever meet Rob Johnson, I will kick him where his man-parts should be. He reminded me of Dan Cortese minus all the talent.

I like marvin harrison because I like people who try to murder other people on the streets of Philly.

I would love to sign Brooks, however his agent INSISTS that any contract has a stipulation that Brooks be allowed to eat dinner at 4:30 PM. Also, whippersnappers must stay off his lawn and there must be an ample supply of Werther's Originals hard candy in the locker room at all times.

Week 1 Mon, Sep 14 @ New England Patriots* L Week 2 Sun, Sep 20 Tampa Bay Buccaneers L Week 3 Sun, Sep 27 New Orleans Saints L Week 4 Sun, Oct 04 @ Miami Dolphins L Week 5 Sun, Oct 11 Cleveland Browns W Week 6 Sun, Oct 18 @ New York Jets L Week 7 Sun, Oct 25 @ Carolina Panthers L Week 8 Sun, Nov 01 Houston Texans W Week 9 Sun, Nov 08 BYE Week 10 Sun, Nov 15 @ Tennessee Titans L Week 11 Sun, Nov 22 @ Jacksonville Jaguars L Week 12 Sun, Nov 29 Miami Dolphins W Week 13 Thu, Dec 03 New York Jets (Toronto) W Week 14 Sun, Dec 13 @ Kansas City Chiefs L Week 15 Sun, Dec 20 New England Patriots* L Week 16 Sun, Dec 27 @ Atlanta Falcons W Week 17 Sun, Jan 03 Indianapolis Colts L

Or maybe they know something we don't....

You think the '85 Bears will still be on the board at the #11 spot?

Last time I read about Joe, it sounded like he was on death's door. Glad to hear he's doing well. The guy was my hero when I was a kid.

That is the crazy talk. Trent is solid, but Matt Ryan will be 10x the QB that Edwards will be.

Yes, I am a simple knave. I think that if you are paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to catch an inflated pigskin, then perhaps, you should catch that inflated pigskin when it hits you in the hands. I guess I'm old fashioned and simple that way.

"Peters then drown his sorrows by swimming in an enormous vault filled with gold dubloons and $100 bills."

Here's another miscommunication: your brain to your fingertips. Obviously your post encountered a fatal error. If the ball hits you in the hands, you should catch it.

Good. You are the first person on this board whom I respect.