Randolph Duke

Hey guys, what is the best spot to scalp tickets? My Bills gear will probably increase the price 50% but I flew here without tickets so thems the breaks.

Where is Art Monk? I think he'd be a good comeback story.

Jaysus, BJ Penn is coming in to some BS hawaiian hymn. Looks coked up out of his head.

I hope Florian (upper crust) kicks the snot out of BJ Penn (flamboyantly gay, not that there's anything wrong with that).

My sources are saying it's cellophane poisoning. He wanted the oreos so bad that he didn't unwrap them.

Haven't heard anything on Joe lately. I hope he's doing well.

That is hysterical. Seriously? He's not even in the top half of NFL qb's. At least we have a serviceable backup. Oh wait, no we don't.

The crazy Iranian girl shot Steve and popped herself. Steve was a hell of a guy, but he loved (LOVED) the ladies. It's been going on for years. You would never find a bigger p-hound than Steve. That said, he was a great guy and did a lot for charity in Tennessee and Mississippi.

Respect to McNair. I can't think of a more hardcore warrior in the NFL. Ronnie Lott is a pussoir compared to Steve McNair.

Flutie messiah Mullet flowing in the breeze The People's Q.B.

The logical extension of bad plays is a loss. JP Losman sends his regards from the Meadowlands. Have another sip of TardBrau.

That's right. The Bills are the same TEAM whether Jim Kelly or Todd Collins or Alex Van Pelt is the qb. We should not be assigning praise or blame. Calling out individual players is dumb. Everyone gets pizza and ice cream after the game. Everyone gets a trophy. I give you a trophy, Phil.

When you are that great, licking them (liking them?) is not deviant. It's eccentric. Someday, Doug will come back to judge the living and the dead.

Doug Flutie is a god among men. He is to be worshiped and feared. If I ever meet Rob Johnson, I will kick him where his man-parts should be. He reminded me of Dan Cortese minus all the talent.

I like marvin harrison because I like people who try to murder other people on the streets of Philly.